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Oops I Eated You.
written by: Vee
United Kingdom

Yesterday (thursday) was pure win. I got to hang out with Stacey, my anorexic agarophobic friend (not really) who ive not seen in 5 million years (since easter) so that was really cool. We mainly did a bit of a wander, i showed her the classyness that is poundshop porn, bought some boobees, didnt cross roads very well and then got caught in the rain and stood around under a slide in the...

nominated by: angelic a in hiding
on: 6/15/2009
circumcision
written by: Midnights desire
39  Nevada

I wouldn't normally think about whether a guy is circumcised or not, it really makes no difference to me. But the fact that my best friend just had a baby boy...6lbs 5ozs...yesterday. and that she and her boyfriend are arguing whether they should ahve their baby circumcised, has brought up a few thoughts in my mind. I actually did some research and went to a pediatricians website that talked...

nominated by: tabbycat
on: 6/15/2009
Templar Bankers and Builders
written by: Theanthropos
25

Christians were prohibited from the practice of usury, which then meant charging any interest on loans, but the Templars managed to avoid this restriction, probably by emphasizing the military rather than the religious aspects of their order.  They would charge, sometimes, up to 60% on loans for a year. The Templars first introduced the credit card and packaged tours as they developed...

nominated by: Mrs. Chocolate Candy
on: 6/14/2009
Cent-Vingt-Cinq.
written by: SinuousNihilist
18  Georgia

SHIT NOT TO DO IN A DRIVE-THRU 1. Thou shalt not order a HUGE amount of food/dessert. Especially under these circumstances: a) You have whiny kids who bitch and moan. Loudly. b) There are several cars behind you. c) You initially don't know what you want. Plus, it's just rude. Come inside if you're going to order the 16 cheeseburgers and 9 large french fries. 2. Thou shalt not SCREAM or...

nominated by: Theanthropos
on: 6/14/2009
Goddamnmothafuckacuntfacebitchsuckpenis!
written by: Dane G. Russ
23  Utah

Usually people are writing on this site, and usually I am reading what people are writing...but hardly anyone has written anything today, and I already read the things that people did write...and so I was sitting here like, "now what do I do with myself?" so I watched practically every fail blog video there is in the entire world, and now all I can think about is people failing all...

nominated by: Theanthropos
on: 6/14/2009
Baby Moses Law: The Safe Haven
written by: Cariña
43  USA

Another newborn baby boy was found yesterday, left outside by its mother shortly after birth.  The umbilical cord was still attached to the infant who was discovered in some bushes near a garage in Wheaton, Illinois.  All fifty states have some form of Safe Haven Law, also known as the Baby Moses Law, which allows parents to drop off children in a designated place without fear of legal...

nominated by: chandipandi
on: 6/13/2009
People without tv
written by: Midnights desire
39  Nevada

So today the switch happened and some people out there still don't have a signal for the new digital tv. I know of at least three people who have no tv signal at home right now because they didn't go and get the digital converter box and they have the coupon, they were just too lazy to go and get the box.   One of my next door neighbors is complaining that he didn't have enought time to...

nominated by: tabbycat
on: 6/13/2009
Calendars
written by: Music Shivers
29  Canada

This is the first time I have ever had to tell my students in June, "You had better pick your lesson time for September, I'm starting to fill up.  Oh, you want that space? Taken already ... nope, that's gone too ... " Over the last three years, without really planning to, my teaching times have spread from a few morning baby classes and Friday afternoons and Saturday...

nominated by: Jeffaphonic
on: 6/13/2009
B*TCH!
written by: tryin2shinebrightly
21  Colorado

If you dont like how I am, or who I am, no one is making you read this diary.  NO ONE.  I just got a barrage of notes (that are now all private) bitching about me drinking because I am a mom.  Fuck you.  I didnt even drink on my 21st birthday.  This is the first time I have drank since turning 21. My kids did not see any of this if you must know.  Not to...

nominated by: Glenn McCrary™
on: 6/13/2009
FUN WITH BEASTIALITY!
written by: Dane G. Russ
23  Utah

I am so glad I found this at the end of the day right before I am leaving work...because now I am in possibly the best mood I have ever been in since I can remember. I am not going to stop smiling for days. hahahahaha, oh my god I love life.     okay, bye everyone. Thanks for making another day at work go by semi...

nominated by: Theanthropos
on: 6/13/2009

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