Warning: prolonged exposure to William the Bloody will result in a warping of sense of humour, exposure to bad jokes, prolonged bouts of reading self-depreciating literature, frustration at lack of quote answering abilites, and sudden urge to listen to songs starting 'Where is Mona, She's long gone'
Can't even shout, can't even cry The Gentlemen are coming by Looking in windows, knocking on doors They need to take seven and they might take yours Can't call to mom, can't say a word You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard. Hush, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If it's marketed right, you'll buy it. But...if it's real... You'll FEEL it." Kid Rock
Things what people have said about me:
"the number of fantastic surveys, ideas and concepts this guy comes up with are unreal" - Rodge
"You always find the coolest things, Will!" - Polter-Cow
"You've got creativity and originality pouring out your ears." - Polter-Cow
"Hmmm good writings!!! =)" - SeXyNcUtE82
"ah man...lol...this is a great diary. i can't stop laughing!" - revolting paperclip
"I officially love your diary." - Vision Girl
"you're no good for my health. but for my peace of mind you do wonders..." - norahrose
"My sides. Pain. (You a funny man)" - Janus Dancing
"Will has creativity oozing out of all of his orifaces." - norahrose
William used to Be bloody but now he is A furry hobbit." - Sci-Phi
Will the Bloody is an unstoppable Scottish pineapple with juicy bits, spikey bits and a big green headpiece. - Karma Girl
Eeheehee. My sides. Pain. (You a funny man.) - Band Candy
You really must be more forthcoming William; we live vicariously through you, you see. *snogs* - Karma Girl
Yeah... you pretty much coulda answered every one of those questions with "sexy" - Band Candy
You're so, so, so so sososososo sexy. I just had to tell you that. Heh. - Karma Girl
One Hot Scot. - Corbeau
A smart British guy. Well it's pretty damn obvious why I added you, not to mention you're sexy as hell. :] - sensual.
I love that your entries wander from 'tear your hair out at someone's stupidity' (see last entry) and 'bust a gut laughing'. ;) - A Rather Shady Mogwi
you are unendingly fascinating. - The Mary
30? wow, you dont act it! =) that WAS a complement btw! xx - Neurotically Yours
but yaaaay to you. because you are still (and always) awesome. - Band Candy
Through the darkness of futures past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds: "Fire Walk With Me." Twin Peaks
Awards what I won: Winner of the Polty for Best Brit. Winner of the Rodga for Most ripped off diarist/The "Copy-Paste" award. purple_mages "most stuff quoted from buffy" Award The Nekkid for having the coolest accent the diary that will teach you the most things that you will never need to know award
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