OLD BEN - (Famous Quote:) "Did I mention the word DIVORCE!!!"

...If anyone wants to buy me something for Christmas, or Chanukah, or Kwanza, or just cause you love me... Http://www.Everything-Gifts.net :-) Together, we can make me happy.

My name is Jeff, but you can all call me Jeff, or Jeff if you feel so inclined.

I'm an attorney and LLM student, trying to eek his way into the esteemed legal world. "This house has many hearts.. But to us, he is The Beast"... So said my friend Zelda Rubinstein from Poltergeist.

I like to golf, widdle wood, and I collect spores, molds, and fungus. My grandfather was a well known mathematician though I won't mention his name because I have a brother in politics. My grandfather invented such things as the Sudo-ignonic bynomial equation, the Ruedermal Compass, and the number 8.

When you are there I sleep length-wise, but when you're gone, I sleep diaganally in my bed... I, like many others, am looking for love and happiness. Bernie can help. I'm also about to break ground on a supernatural science-fiction thriller staring world famous TV superstar Conrad Bain and international pro-wrestler Roddy Piper. Yeah!

IM me on AIM if you so desire...

LawyerJeffJD

Skinbound - (Pointless plug for Goth's former band, but they rocked none-the-less!!! Check em' out!)