This is my new fav quote (Thanks Dad, you rock):

This, too, shall pass. If it doesn't pass quickly enough, Killian's will help pass the time.

Other Quotes:

"Though nothing can bring back the hour/Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;/We will grieve not, rather find/Strength in what remains behind"~Wordsworth

"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?" Billy Corgan (former lead singer of smashing pumpkins)

"Lay your sleeping head, my Love,/Faithless on my human arms." W.H. Auden

Wit is educated insolence. ~Aristotle

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. ~Thoreau

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. ~Tolstoy, my hero

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, makes stress and boredom infinately more bearable. ~Kurt Vonnegut

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. ~Garrison Keillor

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness ~Allen Ginsberg, "Howl"

We've had this date with each other from the beginning. ~Stanely to Blanche in "A Streetcar Named Desire" (Tennessee Williams)

Sometimes when I read Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. ~Guy Davenport

I hate women because they always know where things are. ~James Thurber

Defining and analysing humor is a past time of humorless people. ~Robert Benchley

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. ~George Bernard Shaw

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. ~Robert Frost

Life is too important to be taken seriously. ~Corky Siegel.

And Finally: A witty saying proves nothing. ~Voltaire