i use one bar of soap every time i shower because i'm trying to wash away the sin of my own homosexuality. i have an intense dislike for other people's hair. i live a sad and lonely life and will do anything to keep the people around me from being happy. i have 8 out of the 10 warning signs of a future serial killer. i'm a congenital liar, but even i'm not sure if that's true. to me other people are unworthy organisms taking up space on the planet and littering it with their hair. in my spare time i like to reflect on my life by shooting deer and any other animal that crosses my path. i also like to live in the woods so make sure you lock your doors.