1. I most definately have the following diseases: ADD, ADHD, RLS, SAD, OCD...and possibly another 1093 that have not have been discovered.

2. My feet stink.

3. You regular people are so damn lucky that you didn't have to grow up in Wasilla, Alaska. Not only does it suck as a town, but now I get the Sarah Palin jokes every time I try to tell somebody where Im from.

4. Music is my life and it's the only thing Im remotely good at...

5. I spent 10 years in catholic school but I could not tell you one Bible verse, I dont remember the Lords Prayer or the Hail Mary for shit either. I dont even know all 10 commandments.

6. Sometimes I laugh so hard and for so long that I actually need to have a cigarette after. To me, laughing is right up there with a good orgasm.

7. All the guys Ive dated are into Motorcross, but I honestly don't even know what the fuck motor cross even is. (I dont even know if its one word or two)

8. I used to be so against drinking that I spat out communion wine on the church floor one time. Now...drinking is a rather fun hobby of mine.

9. Same thing with swearing. I used to never swear and I would never be friends with you if you swore. Oh and back then swearing consisted of anything you couldn't say at my school...which was basically like...everything, including the word "dude". Now, I usually say fuck about 430 times a day.

10. I chose to go to college here in LA because it is the EXACT OPPOSITE of Wasilla. Unfortunately, I think it sucks here too. I have met a lot of really weird and stuck up people. Ive met a lot of cool ones too of course..but my friends here tell me to go to the East coast. That Id be more comfortable there. Well considering I can barely afford to live here...I don't think that will be happening soon. Im trying to work it out though.

11. The only family I have is my mom and her crazy ass sister. I love them to death.

12. I have an overwhelming obsession with my own birthday. I don't even know why...but I love March 20th, and the entire month of March for that matter...Think about it..Spring Break, St Patties day, Alanis Morrisette day (march 8th in ottowa) And back in Alaska, we might have seen a day or two above freezing!

13.I never stop talking, laughing, swearing, thinking, and singing (you think i cant do all those things at the same time? try me)

14. I miss my friends in Alaska, but I honestly never ever ever want to go back there and live. I am not a wilderness person, Im not a small town person. When people see pictures of where i lived, they cant believe the scenery. I never noticed it anyway.

15. I get told I look like a guy on a regular basis. Thanks a lot. That makes me feel great.

16. I love Yellow Labs. I have 3 back at home and I miss them. I can't wait to get out of school and get...more Yellow Labs.

17. My roomate probably hates me because I am up at 2:34 in the morning writing on this stupid website.

18.Hockey

19. I generally hate spending money on clothes. But I make exceptions for Abercrombie. Sorry, but the clothes rock.

20. Im full blooded Irish and its not like I know anything real about this heritage, but I am totally obsessed with it anyway. In fact Im blasting Flogging Molly in my headphones right now. I think Il go to Ireland someday at some point for whatever reason.

21. I suck at Spanish. I actually suck at every thing acedemically. The only reason I got into CSU LA was because I am from Alaska, and I can guarantee that is the only reason.

22. If I were two inches shorter Id officially be a little person.

23. One of my favorite hobbies was walking up and down the railroad tracks, talking to myself, singing, and smoking to my hearts content. They dont have tracks here, and that makes me sad.

24. My mottos are "If it isn't funny, whats the point?" and "Life is short why not be addicted to Tylonol Cold and Sinus PM?" Well the last one I didnt come up with on my own, that was my best friend Amanda, but it is true..only for me, it's NyQuil. I didn't take any tonight which explains why Im up at this hour.

25. You know what? Moon Pies are fuckin delicioco, especially with some SOBE Yumberry Pomegranate. I must say though that I am obsessed with Mt. Dew and usually drink like a two liter of that shit every week, along with at least two red bulls a day. Yeah, This might explain my ADHD.