My life is fabulous.  I'm a pre-law student, I have a wonderful fiance, Biff, incredibly hard working parents, a closet full of polos, and a Bimmer in the driveway.  

Biff and I are very, very southern, very, very conservative, and preppier than a pair of Bean boots.  We want nothing more than to become politicians...but at the moment, we can't get it together enough to buy needlepoint belts.  One day we'll be responsible citizens, what with jobs and all that snazzy stuff, but for now, well, we're having fun.