I love getting high and then fucking. The end, haha.

The new job is providing me with oh so many opportunities to lol all day. People ask me the dumbest questions. I think telemarketing is my new favorite job ever, haha. I just wish I wasn't sitting all day.  It makes me feel soooo lazy. I love when people act like I PICKED their phone number with the malicious intent to irritate the shit out of them and sell them magazines. Do people not understand the computer dialer system? I mean, the system we use was made in 1992, so it's not like it's a new thing, haha.

I realized about ten minutes ago that in my haste to leave Ernie's and get to work on time, I put my undies on inside out haha. You'd think I would have noticed one of the 4 times I peed at work, but no, haha. Whatever, I went to work slightly hung over, smelling of maryjane and sex, with my hair a mess, clothes all wrinkly, undies on inside out and HAPPY hahaha. I had a great day.

I love you all.