|the lean years|
1.) When a new peep show invites you to its grand opening, there are a number of things this could mean. Caveat smutor.
2.) Japan just misunderstood, they thought we were saying "SAVOR the whales". Simple mistranslation.
3.) Punk rock band name: Filth Collins
4.) doctorate-level mash-up idea: Fastball "The Way" vs "Besame Mucho"
5.) "Mama's got a sluice box, Daddy's findin' gold at night..."
6.) In Wilma Flintstone's "Dear John" letter to Fred, she wrote that she hadn't met someone new, she was just sick of being taken for granite.
7.) What did the Russian say when he finally upgraded to Windows 95? DOS VIDANIYA.
8.) When they send a doctor to another doctor to find out if he's healthy enough to be a doctor, they give him a metaphysical.
9.) Pain is just the sensation of not-being-in-pain leaving your body.