give this to the G.O.P. flack
on wedge issues they do not lack
except zero pages
about unfair wages
as they're owned by a corporate PAC

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you say mo' money mo' problems make
and you tell us all, why not eat cake?
it was Daddy and Mommy
who gave you your bread, Romney
take your cruelty and jump in a lake

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the court jester, Limbaugh the Meanest
said feminism shrunk his penis
the women couldn't tell
"it began small as hell"
"though his breasts are on a par with Venus"