Fuck...

There is just so little to do. I am fucken bored off my mind. Jesus christ it's like I live in Etna again. The only call I've been on in the last 3 days is some old dude that was trying to get on the crapper and somehow fell off and was like stuck between the shitter and the bathroom sink. I'm ready for someone's house to burn down, I want to hack some shit up with an axe like the other week. That's truly what we hope for here at Sublimity Fire, we hope for the worst possible things to happen to people just so we can have something to do. It was cool last week though, we had an old lady catch her dishwasher on fire and almost burn down her house. Yea, so moving from ashland was probably the best thing for me. Even though I hate to admit it, I seriously cannot stand some of the so called "friends" I have. It's cool here, I'm younger than the other sleepers, but they are all pretty chill. I'm so over the whole highschool thing, and that's sorta what I was in the middle of. Immaturity is something that makes me want to stab a person in the face with a blunt object. Here we pull intelligent pranks like putting Kool-Aid in someones turnout boots to dye their feet blue. Right, so I don't know why I'm even on here, I'm just needing something to do so bad I'll just about go light a building on fire myself. Hopefully some drunk drivers will be mobbing ass on the side roads and we'll get called to an MVA, that would be sick. My buddy at the firestation went w/ me on our last MVA (multi-vehicle accident) and took a picture w/ a dead girl in the backseat. I know it's a little fucked up, but you gotta admit, seeing him with hilarious grin on his face next to some gnarled ass chick was not something you see every day. It was a kodac moment. Anywayz, make sure to drive safe out there, cause if you're not careful, you could have some delinquents like my friends and I coming to save the day.