1. You have been abducted by aliens and dropped off naked in the middle of downtown Los Angeles. Worse, you have amnesia. The first thing you see is *a taxi cab* and you say *mmm twinkie *.

2. Your mother was a transvestite from Czechoslovakia and your father was your brother’s sister. *what a weird ass family tree*.

3. If you could be the same color as the towels of the inside of your PE teacher’s secret hideout, you would be..... *yellow with orange stripes*

4. You *hate* your PE teacher because she was *always a bitch*.

5. It DOES seem incredible, but someone has named a Sports drink after you. It is called *Dee-agizer*.

6. The best name for a pet, which is a cross between a Pekinese and a Black Widow, is *black pedownese*.

7. You have finally gone over the edge from taking too many boring surveys, and are on a very long drive to the Mental Hospital. In retaliation you are singing "99 bottles of *expired tomatoe juice* on the wall".

8. You have a VISIBLE friend that no one but you can see. You take him out to eat and he orders *a bean burrito supreme* but it is done all wrong for the SECOND time. You shout out *JUST EAT THE DAMN THING YOU DUMBASS*! and storm out of the restaurant.

9. Vanilla Coke is all the rage, but YOU have the secret to the next coke flavor. It is *strawberry pineapple.*

10. Well, DAMN. You forgot all about the lime yogurt at the back of the fridge, and it has formed a Union with the cheese and now has a list of demands. It wants *10 million dollars in cash* before you can ever eat again.

11. Ludvig, your Internet friend is now getting rather fresh with you and has asked you to *suck* his *sausage*.

12. You want to *delete* Ludvig for even thinking such a thing.

13. Name 5 things you can do with the Easter Grass you just found between your toes: *re use it for next year's baskets, make a picture with it, eat it, make a wig out of it, make a bracelet*.

14. Instead of using Easter Grass you will use *grass from outside* instead next year.

15. OMG, you just looked in the mirror and realized you HAVE NO REFLECTION. This is ungood. You have no reflection because *I got food poisoning*.

16. Last night you drank 4 Long Island Iced Teas and woke up next to someone with a Unibrow on leopard print satin sheets. There is a note taped to your bare chest. It says: *went to get breakfast, Bernard*.

17. You know all the words Barry Manilow ever wrote. This is because *he's my 1st cousin.*

18. You have just been informed by a smirking English Major that you are "crapulous". Without looking this up, you know that you are *full of shit*.

19. Upon reflection, you are convinced that Gumby and Pokey were *bed buddies*.

20. DjinnGirl makes the best survey I’ve ever taken because *who the hell is that, this survey was actually weird as hell*.

allrighty..... this was one weird survey..... hope you guys come up with good answers!!!! look forward to seeing them!!! anyway.... I'm outta here.... untill next time.... purplefrog out