Ok..... here is a survey I stole from someone's diary months ago.... I just never did it because it was a weird survey, one you wouldn't normally do. but I figured what the hell.... I'm gonna give it a shot. Feel free to jack it if you wanna... I stole it too! so go for it! in the stars artisks (*) is my answers. you may change those to your own. have fun!
1. You have been abducted by aliens and dropped off naked in the middle of downtown Los Angeles. Worse, you have amnesia. The first thing you see is *a taxi cab* and you say *mmm twinkie *.
2. Your mother was a transvestite from Czechoslovakia and your father was your brother’s sister. *what a weird ass family tree*.
3. If you could be the same color as the towels of the inside of your PE teacher’s secret hideout, you would be..... *yellow with orange stripes*
4. You *hate* your PE teacher because she was *always a bitch*.
5. It DOES seem incredible, but someone has named a Sports drink after you. It is called *Dee-agizer*.
6. The best name for a pet, which is a cross between a Pekinese and a Black Widow, is *black pedownese*.
7. You have finally gone over the edge from taking too many boring surveys, and are on a very long drive to the Mental Hospital. In retaliation you are singing "99 bottles of *expired tomatoe juice* on the wall".
8. You have a VISIBLE friend that no one but you can see. You take him out to eat and he orders *a bean burrito supreme* but it is done all wrong for the SECOND time. You shout out *JUST EAT THE DAMN THING YOU DUMBASS*! and storm out of the restaurant.
9. Vanilla Coke is all the rage, but YOU have the secret to the next coke flavor. It is *strawberry pineapple.*
10. Well, DAMN. You forgot all about the lime yogurt at the back of the fridge, and it has formed a Union with the cheese and now has a list of demands. It wants *10 million dollars in cash* before you can ever eat again.
11. Ludvig, your Internet friend is now getting rather fresh with you and has asked you to *suck* his *sausage*.
12. You want to *delete* Ludvig for even thinking such a thing.
13. Name 5 things you can do with the Easter Grass you just found between your toes: *re use it for next year's baskets, make a picture with it, eat it, make a wig out of it, make a bracelet*.
14. Instead of using Easter Grass you will use *grass from outside* instead next year.
15. OMG, you just looked in the mirror and realized you HAVE NO REFLECTION. This is ungood. You have no reflection because *I got food poisoning*.
16. Last night you drank 4 Long Island Iced Teas and woke up next to someone with a Unibrow on leopard print satin sheets. There is a note taped to your bare chest. It says: *went to get breakfast, Bernard*.
17. You know all the words Barry Manilow ever wrote. This is because *he's my 1st cousin.*
18. You have just been informed by a smirking English Major that you are "crapulous". Without looking this up, you know that you are *full of shit*.
19. Upon reflection, you are convinced that Gumby and Pokey were *bed buddies*.
20. DjinnGirl makes the best survey I’ve ever taken because *who the hell is that, this survey was actually weird as hell*.
allrighty..... this was one weird survey..... hope you guys come up with good answers!!!! look forward to seeing them!!! anyway.... I'm outta here.... untill next time.... purplefrog out