Come over
this is intervention
you need.

Sure you've tried
by yourself.
No success
as far as I can see.

I've got this degree.
It speaks of knowledge.
So I'm sure my ideas
are worth more than yours.

I'll write it down here. See?
Right here.
Those things I know
you're going to say.

You see I know already
what might be going on.
Just say some things
and I'll be sure.

I have this list
I'll do some checking.
You'll fit into this
grid of mine.

Come over,
for a cup of tea
and your childhood.