I freaked out on the guy who lives behind me today. Hes come over to my house like twice in the 3 yrs ive lived here to complain about my dog barking. He always exaggerates how much my dog barks and how long hes been barking. I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to hear a dog bark I don’t like it either but dogs bark that’s what they do. There are a lot of rabbits and other dogs and different critters around here and my dog likes to chase them and bark and he likes to bark at other dogs and get them to bark too. I get it. Hes annoying. And because I get it when this guy came over and bitched about my dog I was polite. I didn’t yell at him at all. Even when he sped into my driveway like a loon and freaked Julie out I still kept my cool. I did tell him that time that I didn’t want him coming over again to complain about my dog though.

I was painting today and so Porter was out with me and he barked more today than normal cuz he was out longer than normal. He doesn’t bark nonstop. He barks and then stops and lays down and does whatever a dog does when its not barking but then later something will set him off and he will bark more. Anyways I was painting and I heard Porter start barking bad and so I knew something was up and I went to get him. Thats when I saw the guy who lives behind me yelling at my dog over the fence. Even at this point I wasn’t gonna lose my cool. I just grabbed my dog and was going to put him inside but then the guy starts yelling at me about my dog. I just snapped and was like,

“Fuck you! Fuck you mother fucker! I don’t wanna hear it! I don’t care! Yeah call the cops ass I don’t fucking care. Don’t fucking talk to me again asshole just call the police and they can deal with it!”

I was so mad I was shaking. I ain’t been this pissed at someone in a while unless you count crazy bitches in my life. Now its hours later and so I am way more calm. Now I worry am I the asshole neighbor or is he? I used to hate people with yappy ass dogs. The thing is this asshole has sprayed my dog with a hose. He probably has thrown rocks at him too cuz I have found rocks in my yard while mowing and been like how the fuck did this get here. I am going to make a police report about it all just to get it all on the record. I don’t know what an adult would expect a dog to do if you spray him with a hose but my dog barks anytime he sees this jackass now. Part of me doesn’t care. I don’t care if people are like oh no there goes the neighborhood. I dont like these people. When I walk Porter almost every dog around here charges out at us. None of them are fenced in or tied up and thats illegal yet somehow my dog barking is the real issue. The jackass who complained today has a small dog that charged out and tried to attack me and Julie when we were walking Porter once. I never called the police or even complained cuz its just not even something id think to do. I should have though. I should have been a dick cuz thats what this ass is gonna do. You know the funny thing. He is the loudest mother fucker around here. No one makes any noise around here unless its yard work or something. But he does. He throws parties and shit. The woman who lives right next to him has a bunch of dogs and she never lets any of them outside for more than a few minutes cuz the second they bark shes getting them into the house. I bet shes all worried about that asshole. Hes a bully and I hate people who try to bully me. I thought he might come over to fight me since I called him names and said fuck you a umber of times but he didnt. Hes just a dick but I worry maybe im the dick. I dont know. I wish my dog didnt bark but im not going to keep him a prisoner in the house cuz this guy wants to bitch all the time.