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Yeah, I can remember back when I was dumb as hell. I'd have to actually spend time talking with those around me. I'd have to go out and play. Sometimes I'd even have to work. Those days when I drove I'd have to pay attention and make sure I gave signals when turning or merging into another lane.
But that was back before the beloved cell phone came along. Now, I can be smart like everyone else. I can be inconsiderate and talk out loud when I'm shopping. Hell, I can even talk on the phone when my friends and family are around instead of concentrating on them. No need to pay attention driving anymore because I know that if I have an accident, it will still be called an "accident" and the other person I'm talking too will at least know something happened. Maybe they can call the police if I can't. (That is if the police aren't talking on their cell phones too.) Yeah, I remember the day when I was dumb as hell. But now I'm a walking robot and I fit in.
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