I've found a website the vastly amuses me for no real reason and I'm worried that I found it at all. Goatsonline.com is a masterpiece. And yes, I was looking up goat clothes on the internet. Don't ask why as I'm not sure what  the answer would be. Any site that says Goats need a champagne and Kraft breakfast is fine by me.

I'm currently off work due to the wonder of holiday pay, and as such am working in ACME as the owner has gone to Japan. Bloody bus man's holiday. Last night I went to my friends and drank a few beers and three litres of cider which was not strictly strategic. I currently feel like my head is on backwards and aflame. For those of you interested in seeing my head with it's new hair I'm on Bacefook (Thomas Anthony Kilby). go and look at the entity typing these words- I apologise for any disappointment caused. If you happen to have a Facebook account why not add me as a friend so I look more popular? (ed. Because I'm very, very dull, that's why not)

Well, as usual I have nothing of real value to type. My cat has covered my bedroom in mouth bleed but that's about it. My bed itself resembles a charnel house so I had to sleep on the sofa. Bastards.

Bye!