Right, so as those of you who facebook stalk me will be aware, I am officially encoupled now. The lovely Louise and I do seem to be getting along swimmingly. It's all very twee and gentile still, but slow and steady wins the race... and means I last longer... Giggidy.

Anyway, the weather is now so hot that my legs are melting. I'm now down to 4'11" which upsets me. On the other hand, I'm having a big beach barbeque and soiree tomorrow, meaning that the continuing tropicality of the weather is poifect. So expect to hear of me turning into a mermaid or similar beach based object. Like a crab.

Other than that I have little to report. All's well and good and I'm still dashingly handsome.
Over and out
Tom
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