801. Nancy is fucking retard getting ready to turn lesbian. She was describing physical aspects of my fiancée as if she was a work of art.

802. A clay lump on a table looks more beautiful than Nancy ever could hope for.

803. Nancy is such a lush that the clubs have to cut her off before she gets too drunk and starts trying to flash her man-parts scaring off all the patrons.

804. Nancy’s favorite quote; “Five Dollar Make You Holla!”

805. Skunks are to Perfume as Nancy is to Intelligence.

806. Nancy is shit-stain in the fabric of human kind.

807. Tell Nancy a scratch and sniff sticker is at the bottom of the ocean if you’d ever like to get rid of her for good.

808. If Nancy was on fire in the middle of deserted street, I’m would get some damn marshmallows! God knows I wouldn’t want to waste a great campfire.

809. When Nancy goes to an OBGYN the doctor always finds something new; rings, watches, cell phones, small rodents, the neighbors dog.

810. Nancy is fucking stalker. She’ll read this because she always seems to visit my website.

811. Nancy is so fucking stupid that she’ll exclaim how bad my website sucks and yet she monitors it constantly.

812. Nancy is the fucking booger in the nostril of humanity.

813. Nancy is so fucking dumb and yet loves herself so much that she’ll kill herself is she ever leaves.

814. Nancy can’t even learn how to spell something that’s put in front of her face 50 zillion times.

815. Nancy can’t even spell her own name.

816. Nobody can “safe” the hopeless case that is Nancy.

817. Nancy needs funds for her completely deformed body and posture.

818. Nancy needs a 5th brain transplant this year, she promises she won’t let everyone down this time…Too late.

819. Look, I can writ “stupit” jst like Nancy.

820. Nancy is worse than a puppet on a string.

821. Nancy has no noodles left in her head; she ate them all.

822. Nancy doesn’t know how to do anything but run her mouth like an idiot.

823. Nancy is absolutely jealous of me and my fiancée.

824. Nancy is so confused about reality that she thinks she is for real.

825. Nancy is such a fucking freak.

826. Nancy only knows life from the bottom down.

827. Nancy is a green card grubbing, psycho slut with a fetish for nearly retired, old men.

828. Nancy is so insecure about herself that she has to post fake photos of other people to justify herself.

829. Nancy can never amount to anything.

830. Nancy thinks she’s hot because old men tell her she is.

831. Nancy is an incorrigible and absolutely heinous liar.

832. Nancy is about as pretty as a wart on a frog’s ass.

833. Nancy isn’t even fit to lick the shoes of those around her.

834. If being inferior to the human race was a job, Nancy would be CEO.

835. It’s funny how Nancy calls herself a flight attendant just because she gives quarter blow jobs in the storage locker section of the airport.

836. Nancy went to Hong Kong simply because she couldn’t cut it in Canada when she couldn’t cut it in the U.S.

837. Nancy is the epitome of self-serving when there is nothing that should be served.

838. Nancy is the ire of all who are more intelligent than her, which is pretty much everybody.

839. Nancy is correct - her dog is more intelligent than her.

840. Nancy needs to get a life and stay out of the lives of others.

841. When they said brains Nancy thought they said trains and took the first one home.

842. If a mind is a terrible thing to waste then Nancy is the epitome of cerebral conservation.

843. When Nancy is asked if she ever drank from the fountain of knowledge she will quickly quip, “No, but I threw in the dime from my last customer and made a wish.”

844. Nancy was an extra on the show, “When Good Minds Don’t Exist.”

845. Nancy is a complete misanthrope for good reason; she’s absolutely delusional.

846. Nancy, pickup up your lazy ass and at least make an attempt at doing something at least meagerly worth something.

847. Nancy is and will always be known as the asshole who wasted her life away.

848. Nancy can’t even twiddle her thumbs she’s so retarded.

849. You better watch out for Nancy. She’s the most backstabbing, deceitful little bitch to ever come into existence!

850. Nancy always has the dumbest look on her face.

851. Nancy is the very illustration of her favorite word, “Duh”.

852. Nancy is a lazy ass whiner with nothing better than to bitch and moan about how people try to help her.

853. Don’t you realize Nancy that people want to rip your head off every time you try to say something?

854. Nancy will never learn how to grow up and be an adult because she’s too fucking stupid.

855. Napoleon once said, “Nobody is so stupid as to not be good for something.” Apparently he never met Nancy.

856. Nancy’s stupidity is so prolific in everything that she does that she is the undisputed queen of stupidity.

857. Nancy is such a confounded whore that she’s like bar in Cheers; everybody knows her name.

858. Some people are stupid, some people are really stupid, some people are extremely stupid, and then there is Nancy.

859. If idiocy was a religion Nancy would not only be the most fanatical worshiper, she’d be an idiot’s goddess.

860. Hey Nancy, is that really your face or a possum stuck in your collar?

861. If accosted with any real challenge in life Nancy will whimper like the little bitch she is and go to her knees thinking that will solve her problems.

862. Nancy is a pathetic existence to show us all just how great we really are.

863. I willing to bet that Nancy fakes her age; she’s really a 16 year old prostitute.

864. Nancy’s pimp got so sick of her that he sent her to Hong Kong to get away from her.

865. Nancy is so fucking dumb that the best she can hope for is to be the slut she is.

866. Nancy is the very essence of what makes a whore a whore.

867. Nancy is the world’s only fleas-infested cockroach.

868. Nancy such a dumb bitch that she couldn’t add 2+2 if somebody wrote the answer on her hand.

869. Nancy is so ignorant that if she tried to blow her nose she would literally try to blow into her own nose.

870. Nancy, go back to the swamp you came from you fucking leech.

871. Nancy is nothing but an overrated, perverted, twisted slut-bucket.

872. Nancy is a rancid, repulsive shit-bird.

873. Nancy is a fucking reject from the human gene pool.

874. The only reason that Nancy can keep a job is because she gives her boss head whenever he’s ready to fire her.

875. Nancy is in serious need of a therapist for her kleptomania.

876. Nancy is an utter failure as a human being.

877. The people on ASC should be thanking God that they never actually have to see you in person.

878. Nancy should rot in the hell, the fucking whore.

879. One day Nancy may fall on her face which will be a change from her always falling on her back.

880. Nancy is nothing but a liar and isn’t even worth the disgusting filth she sleeps with.

881. When Nancy tries to be “friendly” it makes people want to go into fits of projectile vomiting.

882. Nancy looks just like that vomit.

883. Girls like Nancy are the reason once-straight men turn gay.

884. Nancy is nothing but 100 lbs of shit in a paper sack.

885. A retarded housefly has more common sense and courtesy than Nancy.

886. Nancy is a passive aggressive, immature selfish, whiney, rude, obsessive compulsive twat.

887. Nancy is a disgusting, pathetic, needy bitch.

888. Nancy clings to the internet in hopes of someday finding a man who will fucking support her dumbass.

889. Nancy is just a 5 year-old waiting to break out a 2-year-old’s shell.

890. Hey Nancy, put an egg in your shoe and beat it. Get the fuck out of everyone’s fucking life.

891. It’s funny that Nancy thinks she has friends and yet they backstab her just like she does them. Justice is slowly being served.

892. To all the women, keep your man away from Nancy. She’ll do anything she can to steal him away, she has no morals or decency in her entire body.

893. Nancy stop going after married men and men who beyond your reach you stupid slut.

894. Nancy is fucking sickening to be around that you’d swear you contracted ebola just from attempting to communicate with her.

895. People would have more success in attempting to communicate with crickets than they would Nancy.

896. Nancy is the epitome of the self-made slut.

897. Nancy is so pathetic that just one look at her makes you want to hand her a noose at give her idiot-proof directions for using it on herself.

898. Nancy is the benchmark by which fool-proof is defined. If something has the fool-proof label, Nancy won’t be able to figure it out.

899. Nancy has been the self-made test subject of countless drug experiments; crack, cocaine, meth, etc.