I was sick on christmas.  Ridiculous, right?  I think so.  God must hate a kid a lot to make the sick on christmas.  But this was no normal cold.  oh no.  that would not be enough for baby jesus, whom i LOVE sooo much.  yes. yes, i do.  I am not like the grinch.  I do not hate albakeneezer who (or whatever his extremely phsycotic name is anyway) and i do not hate, double hate, or loath entirely anyone.  that would be just wrong, besides they would pry just email god and ask him to smite me.  and since he loves everyone else soooo much more than ME he would answer their prayers.  Then i would die.  and like turn into soup or something extremely weird like that, because that is my LIFE.  and do you know what is EXTREMELY irritating?  thos freaking sexy and single commercials that are all over the interenet.  they all look like baby prostitutes, pry smell like one too.  and now since i said that our Lord is going to get angry and change everyone elses sense of smell and now only i will smell like baby prostitutes.  but still life goes on.  and it so dumb.  yet, i look at the glass as half full.  and to all you ppl out there who don't.  thats ok.  I say we just f***ing break the stupid glass, so we dont have to worry about it holding any water at all.  first, where is the glass. and what type of glass is it.  hmmmm...shakes thought htat "to live or die" was the question, but its not.  its about the glass.  i hope its pink.  i love pink.  anywhos....back to this soup  business.  i think it would be tres hilarious if soup came out of your ears when you were bored.  HA and double ha plus four squared.  i am hungry and soup sounds good.  french onion. yes.  ok, so i love all of you baby prostitutes so  VERY much but i am going to go now....MUAH and i am off to pry just fall down the stairs, as is my life. good bye.