The Rebellious Teen (Im)Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: No
The same sex?: No
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: No
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: No
Have you lost your virginity?: No.
To both genders?: No.
Had sex in a public place?: No.
Have you cheated on someone?: No
Been cheated with?: No
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? (You cheesy bastard.): No
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No.
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: Yes
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: No.
Used hard drugs? (Idiot.): No.
Used needle drugs or inhalants? (Bigger idiot.): No.
Used prescription pills to get high?: Yes
Bought drugs?: No.
Sold drugs?: No.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: No.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No.
And...Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: Yes.
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: No
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: Yes.
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: No.
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: No
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: Yes
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: Yes
Have you drank hard alcohol?: Yes.
Do you drink often?: No.
Have you taken shots?: No.
Have you thrown up from drinking?: No.
Have you passed out?: Yes [not from drinking].
Have you played drinking games?: No.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: Yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: Yes [not from drinking].
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No.
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No.
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: Yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No.
Used a fake ID?: No.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No.
any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No.
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: No.
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: Yes
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: Yes.
Ever been arrested?: No.
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: Yes
Been suspended?: Yes
Been expelled?: No.
Cut class?: Yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: No.
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: Yes
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No.
Got into a fight at school?: Yes
Done drugs at school?: No.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No.
She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: No.
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: Yes.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: No.
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No.
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: Yes(but only a few times)
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): No.
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: Yes.
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No.
Do you break the school dress code often?: No.
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No.
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No.
Have you committed a violent crime?: No.
Have you ever almost died?: Yes.(who hasnt)
Do you have any mental illnesses?: No
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: No.
Have you attempted suicide?: Yes.
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: Yes.
Have you ever had a substance habit?: No.
We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: No.
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No.
Ever steal from your parents?: Yes.
Ever crash your parents' car?: No.
Run away?: No.
Been grounded for a month or more?: Yes
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: No.
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: no
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: Yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: Yes
Ever skinnydipped?: No.
Set something large on fire?: Yes
Stapled yourself?: Yes
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: Yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: Yes.
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: Yes.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: No.
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: No.
Set off illegal fireworks?: No.
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: Yes.
Your Score: 34%
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered... you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.