Sittin' on the couch, and I thought I'd record some of the latest events. Number 1 on the list would have to be a co-worker and her "new" used car. So there's this gal and her name is **starla swallows. Well, Starla likes to be thee center of everyone's attention, and is most likely a form of the devil reincarnate...or under some kind of posession. In either case, she likes to take cheap shots about the fact that when I first quit smoking, I broke and had a cigarette...ahem, one time. She thinks it's funny to ask "Are you smoking this week", and then go around the store and tell everyone about the fantastic joke she just cracked at my expense. Well, I started my shift at around 10 at night and ended roughly 715 in the morning(I was supposed to be out by 6). So I'm cashing out, and Swallows runs up to me shouting, "Oh my god, do you have any cables, my car won't start, my car won't start...I just bought it! Can you help!" In this situation I had several options

1. Tell her that it was about time for my "smoke break" and bid her farewell

2. Laugh in her face and say, "Wow that really does suck, you should probably start walking"

3.Bring her to her house so she could get someone to bring her back to deal with the car

4. Jump the car for her ...Any self-respecting passive aggressive person would have said they didn't have any cables and took off while laughing silently or outloud(once out of ear-shot) to themselves.

Well I'm apparently not so self-respecting because I did what I would want people to do for me. I jumped her car. The next day I came into work to hear about how she had been in earlier that day talking a ton of steam about how I took so long to jump it, and mind you ladies, and gents...this young priss stayed in her car while I froze my fingers outside. In conclusion...

please remember that,

Karma comes around, it is a bitch, and it cannot do it's rightful job if you interfere.

Have a good one!

**Note: Names have been changed to protect the downright ungrateful