|Lo$t N In$@N!tY (& i like it)|
Okay this ones for you sexy!!!! (I love it I love it I love it!!!)
So Raymond went to jail I think is where I left off... hmmm. Let me expound (I think that's the word) on that. See they (Jeannie, John, Levi, Shanie, Joe & Ray) all got on this ride with out me because I was on ma cell. Well my friend Dallas walks up and gives me a hug and over his shoulder I see John. yeah that dirty mother fucker. He actually had the nerve to go, "Baby I..." I was like Damn it Dallas!! And started to walk away so John goes "You fucking bitch forget it!! I should just f'ing finish the job I started and beat the fuck outa ya. Well after all that shit with my dates ex, I was pissed. No no no, I was passed pissed. Way passed.
So I just flip him off and keep going. For about a second. I burst into tears (god I'm such a damn pussy!!). I walk up to my friends who are just getting off the ride and start to tell them whats going on when the cops walk up. The rest is history. Raymond went to the Joplin City Jail and got his ass thrown into the drunk tank. No he wasn't drunk. We hadn't had enough time yet...
So we drive back to Miami and like, Oh I don't know an hour after we get there my friends Chris (21) and Jakob(18) show up completely shitfaced. Chris starts wiggin when he finds out about Raymond and tries to start a bunch of shit withhis brother Levi who he thinks wont take him to Joplin to get "his beth'test friend" outa jail because he's just a dumb fuck. Riiiiigggghhht.
Anyway Chris tries to fight him and my other friend Wes, known affectionatley as the Boogeyman (not to be confused with the Boogeymonster) goes out there and tries to hold him down. Well Chris bloodies his nose and so Boogster starts swinging back. Now this is all in the front yard of Johnny B's house and there's yelling and cussing and shout s of "Bunny, (that's me) get me some friggen ice ready!!" It was one of the funniest things ever.
Newho the f'ing dick next door calls the cops and like three fucking cars show up and are swarming all over the damn yard. They won't let anyone go inside so I'm stuck out there like I'm in some kind of sick (and extremely hilarious) line up. I talk to (the SECOND) cop for like ten min. they arrest him and they leave. Life is good.
Raymond got outa jail an hour later around three in the morning. So me n johnny b have to go pick his ass up and bring him home. So finally at fucking 4:26 exactly. i lie down and fall asleep! Ahhh, sweet sweet sleep...
Till around 5 when the cops show up again. Not even kidding you. It was fucking sick.
Apparently Cherish a really really good girlfriend of mine and finally run away from home. i can't say I blame her seeing as her step dad is abusive. But I worry about her because she's only 15... Yeah.
Enyhowzer... I guess that's it. What a great fucking date.
Oh and this is for you Ranger.... Raymonds from fuckin Texas!
That's way to funny... I must say! oh and no. i dont think I'm gonna call. he said he wanted to "father my children" and I quote!!! Yuck.
I love all you slimy flamingo loving munchkins out there!!!
Kisses & Hugs, Lorey