i keep up with the jones's
and my eyes blink only for capitalism.
i stomp, stomp, stomp; i chomp, chomp, chomp
and i drive my new escalade.. or my mercedes.. or my bentley...
or whatever i fucking damn well please!

is this all you need? right now it's Buy One Get One Half Off.
you should find something else!
you want an ipod? oh, but i've got something better than an ipod.
you think you need those uggs? i know exactly what will go great with those boots.
i'm the suggestive seller, and you are the loyal buyer.
i'm coorperate, and you're the willing and able (aka suicidal) part-timer.
i'm the coffee, and you're the venti-sized styrofoam cup (made 80% out of recycled materials).
drink faster, eat faster, spend faster so you have time for seconds.
and thirds. and forths.

how would you like it if i cut you right in half with my invisible ceilings?
i'd like it very much, too, so don't move a muscle.
ha! keep running, my little pretties,
but tonight you'll be begging for more.
"MORE! I WANT MORE! GIVE ME MORE!"