Almos' fergets ta tell y'all n share pickcherz from a weddin tha I tended this pas weeken.  It was fer my cuzins Shawn's n John's naybur who they been stayin wiff fer bout 6 years nah ever since they gets outa county pentitentshury.  They meets Wilbur whilest they was inkarcigerated n Wilbur meets his fine lookin wife Hilda from a mail letter he gets from an advertessmint in a fine magazine he read while he wuz doin his time.   I wants ya ta see the hansum groomed n feece yer eyes on his loverly bride.  I present to y'all Wilber n Hilda.  Aint they sumpthin???   I can hardly waits ta see what kinds a fine lookin offsprings that they makes n she pops outa her.  Wilbur, he gots sum strong jeans.  Course, he aint wearin those nah...counta he's wearin his other dungareys fer the weddin.

An here I gots sum pickcherz a the weddin partys.  I aint in em so dont y'all bother lookin fer me counta I'm takin the pickcherz!!

This here's a pickcherz a thu weddin cake!!!  MMMMMmmmm....I like Twinkees n Ho Hos!