[one] what is your natural hair color?
[honestly] I have no idea, it's been covered in blood for so long.
[two] where is your default picture taken?
[honestly] I was invisible at the time. Stealth killing.
[three] what's your middle name?
[honestly] Skull Crusher.
[four] your current relationship status?
[honestly] Love knows not a warrior of Kalrog battalion!
[five] does your crush like you back?
[honestly] I'll crush your fucking skull.
[six] what is your current mood?
[seven] what color underwear are you wearing?
[honestly] Chain mail.
[eight] what makes you happy?
[honestly] That 'squish' living things make as you kill them.
[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what you would change?
[honestly] That loss at the battle for Iceland. We totally would have owned that country if Mustalrak hadn't showed up on a bullet breathing dragon beast at the last second.
[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
[honestly] A gazelle. Don't you dare question me further.
[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
[thirteen] something you do a lot?
[honestly] Guess. (it's not "kill")
[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
[honestly] "Hit The Lights," from Metallicas 'kill 'em all' album.
[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you?
[honestly] I know not when I was born.
[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
[honestly] Once I shed tears when I got poisoned by the Liroo beast. I got forty lashes for that.
[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
[honestly] To make everyone around me anemic.
[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
[honestly] I look at her hips, to see if she could carry a child well. Great warriors come from good mothers.
[twenty-one] what do you usually order from starbucks?
[honestly] I'm particularly fond of their marble cake.
[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
[honestly] Why the hell would I tell you?
[twenty-three] favorite colors?
[honestly] The kindof grey/black you get from burning a pile of carcasses.
[twenty-five] do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
[honestly] Do you value your life?
twenty-six] what are you eating or drinking at the moment?
[honestly] A turkey leg, and Mead.
[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
[honestly] I picked up a little Cantonese when we swept Asia.
[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
[honestly] Wood shavings, from poison arrow shafts.
[twenty-nine] if you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
[thirty] when was the last time you gave/received a hug?
[honestly] I squeezed a man till his spine gave way. I guess that counts.
[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
[honestly] It was raining and I kissed this loser upside the head with a mace.
[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
[honestly] Arranged mating.
[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
[thirty-four] what was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
[honestly] I had an abcess in one of my wounds and it got infected.
[thirty-five] how often do you pray?
[honestly] I pray to the sun god before battle.
[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
[honestly] I like (instert present tense verb here) in the yard.
[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
[thirty-eight] do you act differently around your crush?
[honestly] I hate eighth graders.
[thirty-nine] name one song that reminds you of an ex?
[honestly] The drumming of our war band before the battle of Rothix.
[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
[honestly] No one person can make a Kalrog warrior cry.
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