[one] what is your natural hair color? [honestly] I have no idea, it's been covered in blood for so long. [two] where is your default picture taken? [honestly] I was invisible at the time. Stealth killing. [three] what's your middle name? [honestly] Skull Crusher. [four] your current relationship status? [honestly] Love knows not a warrior of Kalrog battalion! [five] does your crush like you back? [honestly] I'll crush your fucking skull. [six] what is your current mood? [honestly] Deadly. [seven] what color underwear are you wearing? [honestly] Chain mail. [eight] what makes you happy? [honestly] That 'squish' living things make as you kill them. [ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what you would change? [honestly] That loss at the battle for Iceland. We totally would have owned that country if Mustalrak hadn't showed up on a bullet breathing dragon beast at the last second. [eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? [honestly] A gazelle. Don't you dare question me further. [twelve] ever had a near death experience? [honestly] HAH!! [thirteen] something you do a lot? [honestly] Guess. (it's not "kill") [fourteen] the song stuck in your head? [honestly] "Hit The Lights," from Metallicas 'kill 'em all' album. [fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from? [honestly] Someone. [sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as you? [honestly] I know not when I was born. [seventeen] when was the last time you cried? [honestly] Once I shed tears when I got poisoned by the Liroo beast. I got forty lashes for that. [eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience? [honestly] Yes. [nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be? [honestly] To make everyone around me anemic. [twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? [honestly] I look at her hips, to see if she could carry a child well. Great warriors come from good mothers. [twenty-one] what do you usually order from starbucks? [honestly] I'm particularly fond of their marble cake. [twenty-two] what's your biggest secret? [honestly] Why the hell would I tell you? [twenty-three] favorite colors? [honestly] The kindof grey/black you get from burning a pile of carcasses. [twenty-five] do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? [honestly] Do you value your life? twenty-six] what are you eating or drinking at the moment? [honestly] A turkey leg, and Mead. [twenty-seven] do you speak any other language? [honestly] I picked up a little Cantonese when we swept Asia. [twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell? [honestly] Wood shavings, from poison arrow shafts. [twenty-nine] if you could describe your life in one word what would it be? [honestly] Glorious. [thirty] when was the last time you gave/received a hug? [honestly] I squeezed a man till his spine gave way. I guess that counts. [thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain? [honestly] It was raining and I kissed this loser upside the head with a mace. [thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now? [honestly] Arranged mating. [thirty-three] what should you be doing? [honestly] Push-ups. [thirty-four] what was the last thing that made you upset/angry? [honestly] I had an abcess in one of my wounds and it got infected. [thirty-five] how often do you pray? [honestly] I pray to the sun god before battle. [thirty-six] do you like working in the yard? [honestly] I like (instert present tense verb here) in the yard. [thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? [honestly] Kuske. [thirty-eight] do you act differently around your crush? [honestly] I hate eighth graders. [thirty-nine] name one song that reminds you of an ex? [honestly] The drumming of our war band before the battle of Rothix. [forty] who was the last person to make you cry? [honestly] No one person can make a Kalrog warrior cry.