It is totally unreal.

Yesterday I get a crisis loan off the social people (the UK equivalent of welfare, to my Yank fans) I got 60 quid (about 120 bucks, Yank fans) and I now have 2 pound left.  Wanna know why?

Because last night I got SLAUGHTERED. And yes, the italics were justified. Unreal. I had a great night, but now my problems are aaall coming back to me: Homeless, foodless, brainless.

Luckily, I have a kick ass mp3 player and I have cool clothes; a black vest, black Korn t-shirt, black jeans, black boxers, black socks and black Converse All-Stars. And a black jacket. A fuckin' awesome black jacket.

Now all I have to do is get a life. Any suggestions?