1. name?
mallory jayne


2. age?
deuce deuce


3. sign?
taurus.

4. greatest life achievement?
i am alive.


5. worst life mistake?
bah!


6. happiest memory?
most recently would be my boston trip.

7. favorite place?
my bed.


8. are you in love?
no.


9. why?
i don't HAVE to be.


10. greatest fear?
failure i guess, even though that seems to be the direction i'm heading most days.


11. biggest aspiration?
writing a novel i suppose.

12. plans for your life this year?
school i guess unless my financial aid gets denied then i have no idea.


13. you can change one thing about your life - what would it be?
money.


14. why don't you?
because it doesn't grow on trees.


15. whats your favorite thing to do?
hang out.


16. who is your favorite person to be with?
lots of people.


17. homebody or social butterfly?
a bit of both...depends.


18. favorite quote?
currently:  "Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to."
-oscar wilde

19. good advice you wish someone would have shared - or just adivce you wish you'd have taken?
life is how it is, not how it was


20.love - is it worth the risk?
i'm entirely too jaded to answer this question.


21. you can pick one place in the world to go - where would you go?
ireland.


22. a dream you have that you hope to come true?
i want to write a novel or a screenplay and have it sell decently enough to have a sort of following and then go on oprah.


23. where is home?
i don't know.  i don't feel at home anywhere really.


24. whats the best thing about this year so far?
pass.  the past two years of my life have been awfully lame.


25. whats the worst thing about this year so far?
having a friend die.


26. ever love someone and been afraid to tell them?
not really.


27. did you ever tell them and if so - what happened?
n/a


28. where do you see yourself in 2 yrs?
honestly, i have no idea.


29. how about 7yrs?
same.


30. if you've had a bad day - who is the first person you call?
my mom usually.  or i won't call anyone.


31. have any grudges - or open wounds?
not really.


32. do you believe in spontaneous combustion?
it's a scientific fact.  leave a heap of oily rags in a poorly ventilated room, as the oil breaks down naturally it causes the rags to heat up and then they ignite.  it happens with wet hay too.  and it kind of is the reason some brush fires are started.  i watch tv, yo.


33. what would you do if you knew the world was gonna end tomorrow?
get drunk...


34. who would you bring with you to do this?
anyone around who wanted to get pissed.


35. do you believe in free will?
of course.


36. do you utilize your free will?
every second of every day.


37. whats the craziest thing you've done in public?
i don't even know...haha i've been pretty crazy in my day.


38. now whats the craziest thing you've done in public while consuming alcohol?
i thought that was a given in the last question...


39. do all dogs/cats go to heaven?
if heaven exists, i hope they do.


40. do you follow the rules - or make your own?
depends on the rule.  i sometimes i have rebellious tendencies.

41. are you independent?
i am.


42. what makes you independent?
well i don't really depend on anyone else for much...


43. do you work?
i have to.


44. do you like to work?
sometimes.


45. do you want to get married?
not now.


46. do you want kids?
just one, a boy.

47. at what age do you want to marry?
not now.

48. at what age do you want kids?
not now.


49. do you care about the environment?
who doesnt?

50. what do you do to ensure its longevity for our children and our childrens children?
i bought one of those reuseable shopping bags and i turn the water off when i brush my teeth?  and i recycle like a crazy person.  my roommate laughs at me when i dig through our garbage to pull out paper she's thrown away.


51. did that make you think?
a little.

52. what makes you happiest in life?
music and when someone understands me.

53. what are you looking forward to?
nothing really.


54. what's one thing in your near future you would change if you could?
i wish my period would just disappear?  i don't know. haha


55. what's one question you want answered?
"why?"

Who's house were you at last beside you own?
um.. my dealer's.  haha

Miss someone?
sometimes.

Third text in your inbox?
"do you know where i can find my friend molly?  my roommate found her now i need to"

Is there something you could have done to make your last relationship work?
after analyzing it both with lots of emotions and then again rationally, there is nothing i did wrong or otherwise to cause what happened.

Do you like someone right now?
no.

Listen to music often?
as if i'd die if i didn't.

What are you doing tomorrow?
working.

Anything annoying you right now?
my throat hurts and my laptop is broken.

What are you doing tonight?
??

Who did you ride in a car with last besides your family?
wendy.

What is the color of your shirt you are wearing?
grey.

Do you have any bruises, from what?
i always have a bruise...im clumsy.

Last movie you watched?
willow.  hahaha!

Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
just my eyebrow ring and my upper ear piercing.


The last place you went to?
blockbuster.

Who/What made you upset today, why?
nothing yet.

Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
no.

If you could fix things with anyone who would it be and why?
myself.

What should you be doing right now?
sleeping.

Ever wanted to be a teacher?
i am going to school for that...technically.

Ever been stuck in an elevator?
yeah..sucked.  i passed out.  claustrophobia strikes again!

What do your cousins call you?
mal.

First thing you notice in the opposite sex?
face.

Has anyone ever told you they like you more than a friend?
yeah...most of the time it makes me REALLY uncomfortable.

Have any tattoos?
three...sort've.

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yeah i did for about five minutes.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
not at all.

Where is your boyfriend/girlfriend at the moment?
n/a

Were you happy when you woke up today?
no i was tired and my throat hurt.

Who was the last person you ate with?
wendy.  i made spaghetti last night.

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
water.

Did your last kiss mean anything?
i kissed my friend matt when we were rolling.  it was his idea.  our mouths were tingly from the mint in the gum.  so we made out.  hahaha

Do you like tattoos and piercings?
in moderation.

Are you in a good mood?
i'm apathetic towards everything currently.

Do you want to have kids?
later.

Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you?
yes.

Do you believe in true love?
yes.

Do you like to wear sweatpants?
ashamed to admit, yes.

Are you wearing them right now?
no.

Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?
i want to.  especially that mallory street one...

What is something you'd like to have right now?
ice water.

Are you playing hard to get right now?
no.

Do you miss your past?
parts.

Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
partially.

Are you proud of the person you've become?
sometimes.

When did you last hold hands with someone?
matt and i held hands and skipped in boston. haha

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
shaaaks!!!

What would you say if i say i was in love with your brother?
first of all i'd hope you were a guy...because if you're a girl, you lack things he likes.

What are you doing this weekend?
working and i dunno what else yet.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
actually, yeah matt does that a lot to me now...haha

Did you speak to your father today?
not yet.

What motto do you live by?
"ain't nothin but a g thang baby."

What's the oldest person of the opposite sex that has hit on you?
like mid 30's.

Will you be going out of town anytime soon?
no.

What kind of people do you like?
people who are complete dicks...or aren't completely one-dimensional.

Do you like staying up late?
i kind of have no choice most nights.

Do you own expensive purses?
i have one...

Do you know someone who is going through tough times right now?
who isn't.

Do you get drunk on the weekends?
not lately.  i prefer thc because there are no hangovers.  and its generally cheaper for me.

Hair color preferred on the opposite sex?
dark.

Do you like 90's songs?
duh.

How was last night?
relaxing.

Who was the last person to sleepover?
mel and matt.

Who is the 10th text in your phone from?
matt again!  telling me that the b52s are gonna be playing in richmond next week and if i am off i might just go!

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to on the phone?
paul on the phone and matt via text message.

What did you do yesterday?
nothing!  actually, i cleaned my kitchen, made dinner and hung out with wendy.

Tears are falling from your face, what's the reason?
i'm either really stressed or really mad.

When is your birthday?
april 23.  just like shakespeare.

What is your favorite swear word?
cunt.  because it makes all of the dudes laugh and about half of the women cringe.

Do you currently have a sunburn?
no...

What kind of dog do you have?
i miss my dog i can tell you that.

Do you wear chapstick?
oh yes...i live for chapstick.

Who was the last person in your bed?
me.

What are you listening to at the moment?
the sounds of my ac turning on.

Do your best friends all like each other?
most are friends too and the ones that don't really know each other probably would.

What does your best male friend call you?
mal usually.

Do you have any tan lines?
no.  well, sort of.

Who has texted you in the last 48 hours?
kris, wendy, mel, corey, matt f, carrie, joel, paul, jon, rachel and matt c.  i text a lot.  haha

Can you spell your first name using only bands/singers?
Mgmt
Air
Led Zeppelin
Ladytron
ODB!
Radiohead
Yeah yeah yeahs

Last movie?
willow

If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
laugh and make my own.  who is up for shitty vodka made in my back room?

Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like?
i don't really like anyone right now.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
matt.

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud!

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
i have...as long as they haven't JUST smoked, you're ok.

Is your room clean?
its slightly cluttered but not dirty.

What radio station(s) do you listen to?
none.

How's the summer going?
it's almost gone... :-/

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
fuckin kangaroos. and the sydney opera house.

How long does it take you to shower?
10 minutes.  unless i have to shave my legs..then its like 20.

Do you have any text messages that you don't want other people reading?
i don't think so.

Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
i don't have a religion.

What are you listening to right now?
i already told you...

Do you sleep with the light on or off?
off!

What were you doing at ten last night?
high.

Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
he does.  we're friends.

Do you have any gay friends?
yes!  and i am the proud owner of a gay brother.

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
why would i hide empty ones?  that's silly.

Do you crave chocolate on the worst week of the month?
yeah i do...and i hate chocolate it's weird.

What is your zodiac sign?
taurus.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Jess?
no.

Do you meet new people often?
i do at work all of the time.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
yeah a couple times.

Do you hate when people smoke around you?
depends on what they are smoking...no smoking crack around me.  i don't like crack.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
not drunk, but not sober.  i was rolling balls.

Would you go out in public without getting dressed up or put together?
i do.

Honestly, has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
yeah a lot more than was necessary. haha

Do you rather fruity or minty gum?
depends on my mood.

Have you ever made out in the backseat of a car?
yeah...ugh i am so cliche.

Made out for more than a half hour straight?
yeah...whats the point if the pants don't come off.

Want someone you can't have?
i want a million dollars. haha

Do you believe in young love?
sure?

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
i don't know.

How many numbers are in your phone book?
a shit load.

Have you ever smoked tobacco out of a hookah?
i own a hookah.  technically two now.  and it wasn't just tobacco :) haha

Is there anyone you cannot go a day without talking to?
my mom.

What do people compliment you the most on?
my eyes.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
yes.

Is there anyone who calls you often when they are drunk?
tristan does.  a lot.

Someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
i need to brush my teeth first.