In my life. I have. . .

kissed three best friends. in two days.

cheated on in bible class.

hooked up with someone while at work.

been a barista. receptionist/tanning bed person & waitress

made myself throw up on purpose.

stolen a dress. shoes. a shirt and a headband all in one day.

never been in love.

had my first kiss on prom night.

only had one boyfriend.

kissed a girl. and liked it.

been in the play "cheaper by the dozen" as ernestine. 

broken my nose. 

voted.

put on a monks robe in a monastery in trinidad. and got yelled at by a monk.

been to the hospital for intoxication.  .52 to be exact. 

hit a car in a parking lot and never told anyone.

walked in on my parents. 

made all A's my senior year.

19. and still a virgin. 

snuck out of my house at 3 in the morning. 

exaggerated my injuries to get sympathy.

had three guys write songs ab/to me. 

spent the night in a frat house. 

gotten my liscense taken away for speeding.

had phonesex.

had 112 people sign my arm in one day.

been to my best friends funeral.

dyed my hair dark brown.

been to mexico three times. 

had a pet duck named puppy.

made plans to marry my best friend when im 30.

ate a centipede because i thought it was a gummy worm.

been Heidi in the play "Heidi"

went to get a tattoo. but didnt get it done. 

started writing a novel of my life.

madeout with a boy in seven different states. all while he was dating another girl. 

went on a roadtrip for a week with my mom.

fallen for my best friend.

been followed home after tailgating someone. 

jumped off a forty ft cliff. 

collected beanie babies.

stayed up for three days straight. 

lied to my best friend. 

didnt leave my room for an entire day.

won nationals for cheerleading. 

flirted with guys solely to get free drinks. 

called in sick to work bc of terrible hangovers. 

had my best guy friend tell me he was in love with me. 

had to tell my best guy friend i didnt feel the same way

snuck out of town for the weekend without my parents knowing. 

kissed a girl for free cheese sticks.

celebrated my 13th bday overlooking the gulf of mexico. 

begged my parents to adopt a kid.

madeout with three guys in one night. and didnt remember any of them.

taken a bubble bath with two of my friends. while incredibly stoned. 

come home drunk & stoned and havent gotten caught. 

burped the abc's.

never seen a star wars movie.

gotten a D in freshman chem. 

had a crush on my professor. 

been on antidepressants. 

had a three way kiss. and more. 

considered myself a hippie. 

been on two dates. in one night. 

ran over a frog. 

driven drunk.

never told anyone what "Lopo" stands for.

found out my best friends dad was having an affair. before her mom knew.

twisted my ankle falling down the stairs. 

danced on tables and the bar while wasted.

been arrested.

laughed until i peed on myself.

rambled too long.