the queen of england was visiting one of canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patirnt was masturbating.

"oh my god!" said the queen. thats disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?

the leading thr tour explains. "im sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serios condition where the testicles rapidly fill with seman. if he doesen't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly.:

"oh, im sorry" said the queen.

on the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"oh my god", said the queen "whats happening in there?"

the doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan.