My parents. They showed up just like that. And they're staying at my place. I hate the way they always do that. How can they just show up on my doorstep without telling me? It's not like they went to the market and decided to pay me a visit on their way back. They had to plan this. Pay for the tickets. And then at my place they suddenly decided they might as well stay here. Why bother with a hotel when you can stay with your own son? If they had just told me.

They did bring presents. O yes. They bought Alice a Nintendo. She's FIVE! They must have known I wouldn't approve.
Parents. Am I as bad as they are?