This is the note in class between me and my friend Ruby. I thought it was funny... not sure what everyone else will think. It does reference things we were doing at the time, actors, singers and our other friends. Oh, and Ruby totally can't type. I'm in bold, she's normal. Hope you enjoy!
(Pic of Carl Barat - didn't come up)
hi, any reason fot the pic of carl?
First name terms?
Greek myths, hey?
Yep. Pretty cool.
Incredibly. Right up there with comic books and astronomy
Say something. You have internet and other things to do, this is all I have to do, I don’t care about achilles??? Why achilles? Hmmm… poor brad pitt. Poor eric more. Shitty movie with the poncy fairy,
You were going on about him that time we saw the movie… well, not exactly go on about him, but you did decide to tell us as much about Troy as you could. And maybe you should think about French real estate. That’s all you would be doing otherwise.
well, perhaps you should look up fench real estae. You know how to make a flash ,move? Or game. Tyhink will just steal Paddington game. Look Paddingtons in the dictionary. Lovely. And you cant come live in a massive chateue with Jason statham and eric bana and willow and me. We were gonna let you live there too, only in the servanst quarters away from the house.
What makes you think I want to live with you, willow, eric bana and Jason statham
me. I will live in my penthouse apartment in London where I can actually speak the language (although I will be fluent in French, Italian and spanish) and I will be a famous journalist. For vogue.
Well I will be a famous nurse/child caere person/flight attendeant. World famous. V V V V famous indeed. And I will live with you in your penthouse until I find jassie and move to france with him. And he will speak the language, I wont have to. I wont have to do anything. We will have servants. And a karen/her Mexican maid style relationship, and we will find eric when we travel with jassie to exotic film locations, as he will play james bond. And keep the car afterwards, which I wil give to you to ssay thanks for letting me stay in your apartment while I found jassie. Xx. Love ya.
I won’t let you in my penthouse apartment. I will not only have servents and maids but I will have body guards signed specifically not to let you near me/my apartment.
And I will have my OWN Aston martin. You don’t even know which type I want most. Do you? You will get me the wrong one. Bitc.
Vanquisher. In black???
And I wont need a body guard, coz ill have jassie who is big and strong, not a wipmpy musician with piercings. See, even the computer thinks yopuic shouldn’t have more than one. ClEVER computer. Silly julie. And seeing as ill be karen, I wil have whats his name jack? Or harry? Asnd you will only have annouying will and grace. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Not sure how you came to that conclusion. Only yesterday I was going to be karen as I don’t drink bubbler water. Hmmm. And its called a VANQUISH. Not vanquisher. And the colour is wrong too. I know what colour I want, I just don’t really know what to call it. And I won’t have chris cheney. Apart from the fact he is married with a kid, Sam has him. So I won’t need you. Or your French chateaux. So there.
Everyione needs a French chateaux, how else will you pretend to be a princess?
Jassie jassie jassie
And we will emplopy the chasers
To entertain us, especially craig and Andrew.
Lovely French chateauX aand pretty toougjh guys and pretty funny gyuys
You will live imn a shit hole with carl and get hooked on heroin and DIE!!!
I don’t need to pretend… Who says the chaser’s want to be emplyed by you? Craig and Andrew are too good for the likes of you. So I will have a gorgeous pernthouse wher I will never get hooked on drugs and me and carl will live happily ever after.
Youi plan on living happily ever after with a heroin addicted muso??
Best of luck.
I will live happily ever after with JAsson statham
Carl isn’t addicted to drugs… Pete is. Obviously. Unless you had been living under a rock. And what the hell was the last line meant to say?
Ithaca? Greece somewhere I think.
Lets go to Greece. And morocco. And Africa & asian and erupoe/ amd texaz and las vegas and new york and go to jersey to find morelli and bring him to the chatauex too.
Nope. I agree with going to all these places but if carl ever does die of a herion overdose, I will need Morelli. You can have Ranger though
Don’t really ewatnt ranger, you can have morrelii, I ve got 2 yopus hsoulf too
I believe in monogamy…
Yes, I will have jassie, willow eric. Fair. And if willow dies I hasve both.
I know. Let’s go there. And your relationship is very weird. Or should I say imaginary relationship AS THEY WOULD NEVER DATE YOU!!!!
I plan on turning into karen o or dita von teese.
Yes, of course. And as you will be a child care worker/flight attendant/nurse, I am sure that will work.
I wont be any of them. I will live in a cocktail; glass like dita.
Of course that’s where she lives all the time. You have fun…
I will. With a waist that small, I could live In a box and have fun. So wil be dita, jassie will love me, will live in ferench chateax and live happily ever after with willow amd eric. Not in dirty London. And not with dirty carl. Don’t get hooked, wiil get ugly scrars, amd I wont be able to bee seen wioth you on my visots to London. Think will have holiday pentbouse in soho and beach front mansion in Greece…
Jassie could be greek god
Jason couldn’t be a greek god if he tried. And I will bankrupt you in my great feature story in vogue about hoe terrible you are. And Jason and Eric. I like Willow, she can live with me. Willow would love to live with me while she gets her own place. Because I am nice and you are mean. And what happened to wanting to live in London? You can’t call it dirty London in a derrogatry way nd then decide to have a holiday penthouse (which you won’t have because a) you’re bankrupt and b) my bodyguards will knock it down and trash it [with a mallet, not with their muscles – although they could if they wanted too])
Bosy guards are stupid.
Jassie will kill theml. He does his own stunts. Ahh pretty accent
UGKLy ugly skimmy musos]
My body guards could kill Jason in an instant. And muscles are ugly and belong on show offs. Which Jason is. Musos are cute.
Musos are not cute, tyheir drugguy, and have peircings,
Jason is a show off, and has muscles, veru pretty, GOOD THING@
Musos are interesting and deep while Jason and eric are vain and will spend more time in front of the mirror than with you and willow.
Well, we wont them to look good. And no they wont.
Yes they will! They’re movie stars! And eric is a pretty boy. Even willow agreed. You’re just in denial. And sure you want them to look good but when they spend more time on their appearance then you do, it’s worrying
Ill lokk like dita, wont even need makeup. They are gorgeous and masculine. Unl;ike smelly musos with kellie's arms. They arnt deep tyheir srtoned. And write stupid lyrics and will sing horrileb songs to you and you hate confrontation and will lie and say you like it and will live eternally in an unhappy relationship woth a fugly guy and kill yourself on heroin as the only way out. You wont succeed, ajnd we will let uyou stay in the country sifde in france with up while you recouperate. We love ypui., and you will fall for jassie and his muscles, and wont be able yo have him and will kill yourself angaina nd auceed and I will weep at your funeral, anf I wil be thw only one tyhere,. HAHAHA
Did you take long enough? First of all, how the hell are you going to look like dita? And they aren’t gorgeous and masculine. And my musos are not smelly and they don’t get stoned and they and very deep. You’re just jealous because you can’t write songs for shit. And I won’t date the ones that I don’t like… God, who do youthink I am? And if anyone is going to kill themselves its you. When you realise that both Jason and eric are cheating on you. Ha.