Just got done eating a smoked sausage sandwich...real healthy right...I used whole grain bread. lol.Watching ghost adventures and he is gone left about two hours ago. Mad I left my digital camera in my bestfriends glove compartment now i gotta drive 30 miles to get it. Rather just cook and invite her over to bring it...hmm an idea. Everyone who knows me knows I can cook. Fried chicken ribs spaghetti you name it I can make eggs taste like they came out a chic bed n breakfast, I love to cook. It is my escape. I dont think of crap when I cook. I think let me make this real pretty and get everyone to say "mmmm". When I was 26 or so and lived outside Chicago we (my roomate n I) had a party with about 50 people at our apartment, People got so drunk they stayed the night I had people on the couches floor in the middle of the walkway and people didnt wake till like 10 but when they did  collected money from em and went to the store and made a huge breakfast. I mean everything...eggs bacon sausage ham pancakes potatoes donuts pineapple toast juices even a breakfast quiche... it was like a breakfast buffet on our table. Everyone was like we need to do this more often lol. They still talkk about that damn breakfast. 

Then there was the time I fried some chicken and my roomates sister and her boyfriend was like who made this...I said me they said quit playing...they said damn this is good. Better than from the joint down the street. The funny part was when 2 days later her sis showed up with a bag of raw chicken and said, "How much would you charge to fry this?" Funny.

But there has been some disasters n my un professional cooking career, Like the time I was sweet potatos for my family's Fourth of July. I had the potatoes all set and thought hmm I need a little bit more cinnamon...so I sprinkled in some more only to realize that it was garlic...messed up the whole damn pan. 

I love to cook maybe I should be a chef...no I think that people giving me orders what to cook would ruin it. I like the power in it. I make whatever I want and you eat it and if you dont eat it oh well someone will. Yes I have got a few people fat in my day. 

I think I will make some banana pudding tommorow. With cream cheese. You wouldnt believe how good it is.