Not the sarcasm in the title. Jessica asked if I wanted to get drunk tonight. With her old best friend that's 18 and my step-dads coworker that's 26. OH YEAH.

Um. But really. No thanks. I don't even drink in the first place?

I guess I can understand though, Jessica was just being nice trying to invite me. But still. MY STEP-DADS COWORKER. Awkward?

Then Jessica's friend and herself are staying the night at the guys house. Like what even. Whatever.

I wish I could be everything Jessica wants in a best friend, but I'm just not like that. I don't get 'wasted'.

Sorry but not sorry.