|One day at a time.|
I covered Ellie's 8-12pm shift this morning and finally got my portfolio handed in, hooray! I'm working again later, 4-7:45pm, and in the meantime I've booked James his full body massage and myself a facial at Imaginespa (his birthday present... or one of them, he doesn't know I've got him anything else yet!)
I'm dossing around, so I might as well update my Legacy Challenge :D
LAST TIME ON THE BUTTON LEGACY
What could POSSIBLY be occurring that is resulting in Jess making these faces I hear you say?
WHY, SHE'S ONLY PLAYING THE MOST ~INTENSE~ VIRTUAL SNOWBOARDING GAME EVAR, DUH!
This was her second pop, but I nearly missed it because Daryl was in the lounge complaining about something.
Jess: YOU FUCKING SUCK
What on earth could have gotten Jess this ~angsty~ I wonder?
Boxing, OBVIOUSLY. Don't you know boxing is SRS BUSINESS?!
Anyway not a lot else happened the following day so it's BABY TIME~~
In the bathroom. Why do all my sims give birth in the fucking bathroom?!
Err... not quite~ how you're supposed to do it Jess.
Just kidding, baby's fine.
And where was
A+ PARENTING DARYL WELL DONE.
At least Jess seems to be fairly competent when it comes to babies, and actually puts Hayden in his crib and not on the floor.
And then proceeds to have her face distorted by a pillow.
OH I SEE, THE KID'S NOT OUT OF YOU FOR TWO MINUTES AND YOU'RE AT IT LIKE HORNY TEENAGERS AGAIN
Hayden: *is ignored whilst parents have sex*
Jess finally acknowledges the fact that Hayden pissed himself SIX HOURS AGO
I HOPE YOUR INTELLIGENCE ISN'T HEREDITARY
Hayden had the 'give backrub' action lined up and rather than do it inside the house where Jess and he were both standing, they walked outside and around to the back of the house instead. Idiots.
Then I realised I had completely forgotten Jess and Hayden weren't engaged yet, so obligatory forced engagement photos!
Aw, nothing more romantic than being proposed to on the lawn outside your own house.
YOU'D BETTER BE USING PROTECTION
Uh... Daryl, the screaming baby in the other room that you've not once looked at let alone fed or changed would say otherwise.
Sigh. At least the nanny pays attention to Hayden, even if he has been sitting in the same shit-filled diaper for the last 8 hours.
More .when I can be bothered to play and take more pictures bitches!