I am the happiest person on the planet.
I am not even kidding around here.
Each thought is a separate one.
They come and go just like this.
You can't wear me on your arm.
I guess I will never be a pretty girl.
Though I think I am just fine.
I've got great breasts, large and still perky enough.
A solid ass that will ripple when you smack it.
So what if I refuse to walk around in 5" heels.
Do you know how much that shit hurts?
I'm not sorry I'm short as shit.
Do you really want me to tower over you?
(Not that that is ever possible)
Yeah feel that girl's bones.
Isn't that fucking sexy?
Oh yeah baby. It's turning you on.
Goodness. If I ever thought I would live to see de-evolution,
I would've finished it back in 7th grade.
Oh it was beautiful.
I cut out all these little birds,
sprinkled them all over my bedroom.
'Now I can really fly"
Oh yeah. It would've been poetic.
Ha ha ha.
Our technology has gotten the better of us.
Why do we want the terminally ill to survive?
Oh I know it's a horrible subject.
But I go there all the time.
Stab the knife in my uterus and pull it out if they won't let me.
I'll go down with it.
Unfit to breed.
But these fuckers keep on trying.
And then it's all "Woe is me"
Bitch, if you didn't figure it out after the first one...
Retarded people deserve to feel normal.
Let's let them run this country.
They would probably do a better job than all these assholes.
Let's focus on the petty shit for a bit.
VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE YOU HATE GAYS!
VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE A FETUS HAS A SOUL!
VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL BOMB THOSE TERRORISTS!
Oh wait. Not all of them.
Only the ones that have oil.
Just wait Africa.
We'll be desperate for your lithium.
SALVATION IS COMING SOON.
It's peeking over the horizon.