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1.) Libertarians think destroying public systems makes us free but it just creates golden ghettos of privilege for a few & nothing for the...
barrage trek into darkness
1.) Last night America came together to be reminded that The Office wasn't cancelled two or three years ago, somehow.
2.) How is one rewarded for...
jefferson barrageship
1.) A rap version of "The Monster Mash" called "Haunted House Party" would be simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.
2.) The postmodern play...
you're with me, leather
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and all your other mother's little friends
we all know how this cliched story ends
unless you've wiped...
yellow signs
this is the time of year
that the yellow signs
start blooming
for estate sales
for moving sales
for bankruptcy sales
and of course
for psychic...
legislated nostalgia
some people need sometime behind the curtain
to come to terms with what's uncertain
by which of course I mean
everything
ever is...
to the tune of MY OLD SCHOOL
I remember my old butler's sweet goodbyes
When I left Gotham City and went
Off to ride the rails
Someone got dismembered
And I really was quite...
minimum barrage
1.) At a hundred gold coins for an extra life, Mario knew he could only buy time for so long.
2.) The serial killer The Ren Faire Slasher's...
tetris
and then there are the times
you feel just like the real
long brick in the video game Tetris
the one that's just a straight line
the one that if the...
frankly iffy barrage
1.) Singing modified Frank Zappa songs at the dog while I walk him. SANITY AT CRITICAL LEVELS. Singing at the dog to the tune of "Stick It Out" off...
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