effects of an entire bottle of champagne

Well,

for some reason, i drank a bottle of champagne. on my own.

 

I don’t know why…

well maybe i do.

i sorta just wanted to ALLLALDFJAKLJFA;LSDFASDF and then sleep.

so i am.

alla?

ahahaha.

ALLAH!

oh muslims.

you silly geese.

Anyway, i’m drunk.

obviously.

and i’m surprised at my typing and spelling skills.

ok… three l’s not that good.

but i put an apostrophe in that last one.

aoooooo.

ayoooo.

girls gone wile.d.

on the tv.

stupid girls.

i’m jealous of their bodies.

did i ever have such a cute body?

probalby .

didn’t know it though.

damn me.

i will once more.

i bought lots of salad today.

yes.

so baboo.

he messed up.

but it’s not like i forgive him. *e: I do forgive him. it’s just not like… he did something that i can’t forgive. i think is what i meant. i’m sober now so reading this makes me feel bad. ha ha…

i just… feel over it.

we worked it out.

we’re ok.

or something.

i dunno.

i’m not setting for second best and i know i’m pretty much top notch.

who has  the bacon.

oh wait.

wow that’s a cool video game on tv right now.

what is it?

killzone 2

war

perfected

ps3 bitches.

oh i want a ps3.

but now ineed an xbox too.

anyone want to donate to the "monique needs new toys" fund?

NO NOT THOSE TOYSU.

OK… "MONIQUE NEEDS NEW VIDEO GAMES" FUND.

WIAT.

CAPS.

STOP;.

why?!!!!!

pick upur your phone and call the local singles.

ont v.

it’s free and it’s local and it’s fun

omg!!!!

they are roasted larry the cable guy.

that seems wrong.

i should go layd own.

i will.

lady owns my paony

there is a bald guy on tv.

he might be gay.

shhhh.

ok, i’m done.

why am i writing thins

anything to confess?

yes.

i love you.

all.

ok.

and i actually want to lay in my bed.

so off with your head!

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February 27, 2009

I’ll have a bag of what you’re smoking. 😛 gah! Can’t *bangs head into wall* fall *bangs head into wall* asleep *bangs head into wall**bangs head into wall**bangs head into wall*

February 28, 2009

You have a cute body, I’d tag it anyway (that is some kind of weird male compliment!). Anyways, glad you worked it out with your other half, seems to have gone as well as it could have gone. I hope he stops causing you unwanted emotional rollercoaster rides and starts respecting you a bit more as you deserve it. Peace.

February 28, 2009

Yes. GO TO BED my dear!! lol. I love you, even when you’re drunky poo!! xoxo<3

February 28, 2009

We love you too dear. *kiss* Go to bed now with sweet dreams.

February 28, 2009

Too cute.

February 28, 2009

xo Hope you’re not too hung over today Beautiful. :o)

February 28, 2009

Champagne makes my head go “boom boom boom” and “wah wah wah.” Stillie doesn’t drink champagne anymore. What were you celebrating? LOL! I’ll bet you feel like hammered dog$hit today! =P

February 28, 2009

glad u guys worked it out and stuff… a bottle of champagne huh? im jealous i need a drink, maybe a few at this moment.

February 28, 2009

Sounds like me thursday night. lol

February 28, 2009

As amusing as this may be, I know that comedy can be tragedy from a distance, and I’m a little concerned – I hope you are ok, and whatever is going on with Baboo isn’t too serious. The edit makes me feel a little better! Take care x

February 28, 2009

so i read this and i was like ummm wtf is this all about …. so i had to go back and read a few things… those pics… totally scandalous but im glad stuffs working out for ya… sorry im not on as much but i will work on being better about updates… in fact i shall do one now!!

March 1, 2009

What a marvellous drunk you make! I tend to be incoherent and vomiting which is neither cute nor entertaining. there is a bald guy on tv. he might be gay. hahahaha xx

March 1, 2009

everything okay?

I just read through all of your entires on Friday. I’m sorry you had to deal with that crap, but now it’s all out in the open. He knows you know, and he knows he screwed up and how you feel about it. I’m glad things are getting semi-better, and hopefully he wises up about things.

March 2, 2009

you should NEVER settle, you deserve the best.

March 2, 2009

WHERE ARE YOU?!!?