tangent tiiiiiime
You know you have a lasting relationship when your boyfriend / fiance has no problem texting you while he’s pooping.
hahahah.
And when it doesn’t bother you at all that he’s texting you from the toilet, you know you love him.
that you actually find it endearing means you might have an unhealthy view of life….
OR… it could mean that you’recompletely insane.
ha ha.
I am.
but so is my baboo.
Last night I was going on one of my tangets (my eye was hurting and I started talking about alien eggs and squid monsters busting out of it and so forth) and he was like "wow, you are so crazy" and I was like "but you like it" and he was like "only because it’s more crazy than me!!!"
I admit, my brain can be quite a scary place.
the tangents that go on when I’m just walking down the street would probably frighten most of you.
Like yesterday some man was walking in front of me with an umbrella and I had visions of him just getting carried off by the wind and ending up in nega-oz where the munchkins were demons who tried to eat him until he ran away, and he was trying to get to the wonder witch of the west who would give him another umbrella to get back home. He found a magical beanie made of pearls that sang happy songs to him as he walked towards the cobblestone city.
Along the way he met the super intelligent gecko lizard, the overly confident gorilla, and the super sensitive squid and they had to fight against the hordes of candy dropping pigeons, because they all wanted to eat broccoli and follow the brown rocky road.
Once they got to cobblestone, they found that wonderful witch had turned to stone, but she still had umbrellas. They just had to suffer through the caramel swamp to get to them.
once there, he returned home, only to find that it was all a dream.
I have no idea.
my brain is broken.
oh broken so good.
back to work with me!
awwww
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lol.
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And you said you weren’t interesting.
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Love it. And love you! You have such an active imagination 🙂 More people need to be like you.
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You know you have a lasting relationship when your boyfriend / fiance has no problem texting you while he’s pooping Or you got yerself a fecalpheliac.
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That is a great story!! You should totally write it out.
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If there’s some kind of foundation that takes donations to treat people with your level of crazy, please let me know ok?
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hahahaha i know exactly what you mean about the poop thing. even though that sounds awkward, lol.
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RYN: ha ha, you know i wouldn’t be half as charming if I wasn’t 100% of this kind of crazy Thus the reason I’d donate. When I said “treat people with your level of crazy”, I meant that they treat you to ice cream. Because crazy hot bitches love ice cream.
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haha. your awesometastic 🙂 Chris
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That was an awfully imaginative tangent your brain had. Sounds like the thought was fun to think of actually.
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I want to live in your brain.
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No no-the TRUE test is when you’re 1) on the phone and they’re pooping or 2) they take a poop with you right there or 3) they take a poop and it smells so bad it wafts into surrounding rooms and it makes your eyes water and you gag a little bit-but you still want to cuddle up next to them.
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That is exactly why you need to keep writing!
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You just have a creative mind. That’s why you could totally make it as a writer.
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Have you ever gone so far off into a tangent/thought that when you’ve finished you wonder what in the hell you were thinking of in the first place that made you go there? Yeah, me too. =)
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You aren’t crazy you just have a good imagination. Now if you thought the umbrella carrying man really was a munchkin demon then yeah you would be kind of crazy.
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lolmy 2 closest guy friends text me while they poop all the time and im ok with it 🙂 means ur really close yay 🙂
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