again, with the drunkeness
So.
It’s been a while since I wrote a drunk entry.
I just had the best jalapeno cheese dip and chips ever.
it’s so good when drunkelated.
Baboo and I are watching terrible MTV reality television.
i just spelled television properly while inebriated.
in toxi cated
baboo just tripped like a drunk
oh wait, he is drunk
he’s peeing right now and I know that’s very interesting to you.
did i just spell interesting?’i had to think about it
ya know, sometimes I want to write while drunk.
but it’s not a good idea.
stories would be terrible.
my creative process must be soberized only.
SOBERIZED!
BABOO is wearing amoeba boxer shorts.
and they scare me.
cuz they look green and wiggly
waht if a weiner was green and wiggly
it would belong to an alien
DON’T TALK ABOUT PABLO
that is NOT the name of baboo’s weiner (it’s Mr. Weiner!!!!)
that’s the name of some girls boyfriend on the real world.
something is wrong with this.
weiner nest!!!!
wait
ok, maybe i should go.
ok, i’ll leave for now.
justknowabouttheloveihaveforyouuuuuuuu
and he is not attractive.
that guy on tv.
no.
goodbye.
for now
beignet
eat one.
delicious
i’m gonna have an ice cream cone.
good bye
PS… it’s small and yet satisfying. mini cones.
word.
peace out holmes
sherlock
yum
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I find that being tipsy helps me to stay focussed on writing. Helps me to fall into the world I’m creating and stay there, rather than turn my head to the right and stare out of my bedroom window, waiting for a double-decker bus to go past so I can pick out any attractive people and muse about their lives.
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Hi Beignets I live like two blocks from Cafe Du Monde, where they churn thise suckers out all day long. They are fat free and have less than 3 calories per serving (3 Donuts) I eat them morning, noon & nite
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i try to write sometimes when i’m drunk, but my keyboard moves all over the place & i end up hitting the wrong letters. 🙁 how do you get your keyboard to stay so still?
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hahaha Mr. Weiner… Need I remind you that you are HORRIBLE for my goal of eating healthy! But I still love you 🙂 (I keep coming back don’t I?)
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That thing looks so deeee-licious! RYN: I’m a ‘tard, almost finished with the game and I just figured out how to bypass the cut scenes. 🙂
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HAHAHA!!! Drunk Entry!!! Ahhhh… Beignets! I <3 me some beignets! And chickory cafe’ au lait! OMG, yes!
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HAHA, i needed a smile. you’re awesome.
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You are so full of awesome. <3
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Mmm. They look good.
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Your drunk entries are so great, kinda like my sober thought processes, only you only have them when you’re drunk!
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I have always wanted to get really really stoned and try to write. You know, Stephen King wrote a good many of his earlier work while under the THC. Then again, what if it was a scary story that came out of me? I would probably get scared and try to claw out of my skin.
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I love the drunk entry. And omg that looks so good.
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ummm,I haven’t had one of those in years.
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