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• Super Teriyaki Bowl

  February 8, 2018

  THE EAGES WON THE SUPER BOWL THE EAGLES WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm eating a teriyaki chicken bowl for lunch. I haven't written in a few days and its felt weird. I spent Saturday and Sunday at my sister's house for my Mom's birfday and the Super Bowl. Did you know the Eagles won?...

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• 40 dollars for a 12er of Diet Coke

  February 3, 2018

  That's the price when you're lazy and hate the grocery store so you order it from Amazon Prime Now but don't want to spend 4.99 for delivery so you order 35 more dollars worth of shit so you qualify for free delivery. Have I mentioned I work in finance? Yeah, it boggles my mind too.…

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• My Cat Is An A-hole.

  February 1, 2018

  I've been up since 3:30...not by choice. But by four legged fuck face. I love her but I think I'm going to have to break down and keep her out of my room at night. Pfff....yeah right. I'll never do that. I'm her bitch. The plus is I had time to actually FIX my hair…

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• My Melon Hurts

  January 31, 2018

  I think it's because of my stupid sinuses but whatever the reason...it needs to stop. We are switching banks at work and holy hell is it a pain in the ass. My poor boss was here until midnight thirty last night getting tax stuff together. I have a boss boss and a dude who is…

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• I love your face Ant-knee

  January 30, 2018

  He's in the phone room again. I'm looking right at him and he looks divine. OH SHIT HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING!!!! HAHAHAHA! Sooooo....my tax returns are pretty legit this year. I am going back and forth on what to do with the money. Part of me says, be a growed up and pay off credit…

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• Work Crush Alert

  January 29, 2018

  So there's this dude at my work, his name is Anthony. I call him Ant-knee because if I like you...I will never call you by your real name. I'm a weirdo. Everyone I like gets a nickname. They come to me organically and then they stick. I don't think the people I work with quite…

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• I Got Nothin

  January 28, 2018

  I typed and erased 3 titles because they all sounded stupid. I said out loud to the cat, "I got nothin" and BOOM a title was born. Okay, do y'all get the Farmersonly.com commercials where you live? They are the lamest fucking things I've ever seen but damn if that's not a catchy jingle! "You…

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• I’m hungry and Trump sucks.

  January 27, 2018

  Hello! Don't you hate when you wake up hungry and no matter what you eat (in my case it was natural peanut butter on toast and a Diet Coke) it doesn't fill you up? Its like I have a hollow leg today or something. I have nothing good in my house though. I don't keep a…

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• Friday in Apt 116

  January 27, 2018

  We be raging up in this bitch! Not really though. I'm in the living room watching Guys Grocery Games and I'm already in my pajamas. I don't even care though. I was exhausted when I got home from work today. Traffic was lame so it took me over an hour to get home. People do…

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