"Why should I not publish my diary? I have often seen reminiscences of people I have never even heard of, and I fail to see—because I do not happen to be a 'Somebody'—why my diary should not be interesting." - Charles Pooter (The Diary of A Nobody).

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Serenity

December 31, 2018
New Year's Eve 2018, 6:37Pm Home, Bradford. The days since Christmas have passed pleasantly and the sun has set on the last day of 2018. I took down the Christmas decorations a couple of days ago, which was a bit early but after New Years Day it becomes just another job to do and as…
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