I have a secret…I am growing a beard at 47 years old but I’m trying to hide it. Man…I remember living next to this older woman who was as sweet as cake but she had wiskers on her chinny chin chin. N I remember every time I’d engage in a conversation with her…all I could do is focus on her Wiskers n thinking…*WHY DON’T SHE PLUCK THAT SHIT* n then fast forward to right now n my life. Of course I’m going thru changes being pre-menopausal myself n I now struggle with *Wiskers* on my chinny chin chin but unlike MS. Elizabeth…i am obsessed with plucking n creaming that shit away. I’m even considering laser surgery to zap that beard back into shape! I understand why Ms. Elizabeth said FUCK THIS SHIT n just allowed her hormones to go wild because this shit is for the birds trying to battle the Beard! But…never ever will I allow the Beard to grow…now look at how funny I would look trying to be looking like A sex change gone wrong!
Yassss…I think I will be going under the laser here shortly because…NOT TO BEARD is the answer!