Being a Fascist at heart, my activism leans toward the practical aspects of societal improvement. I wish some of the causes I would support actively existed.
- Forced abortions for all Kardashians. Really, it’s time we eliminate this pestilence.
- Children placed in pet carriers in the cargo hold, while dogs ride with you in the cabin.
- Making it legal to slap ANYONE who wants to “self-identify” as anything.
- Eugenics – It got a bad rap with the Nazi spin on it, but the core doctrine is sound, and a quick look around any Wal-Mart will show you how much it’s needed.
- The Society for the Elimination of Celebrities in Politics. That one is self-explanatory.
- Voter Licensing. You have to take a test to prove you aren’t an idiot before you are allowed to vote. See #4.