Black Hole Purse

Well hello you evil ball of doom! I shall call you Monday and you shall wreak the havoc of the insanity on allll the woooorrrrllllddd!!!

muahahahahahha!!! *hands raised in evil claws of terror*

That is how it feels today.

Seriously.

UGH.

So I’ve discovered that my purse either has a black hole or a some sort of warp/portal to narnia/sock stealing vortex in it because I keep NOT being able to find things… and then finding them.

My purse is NOT that big.

Last night, I dropped off the boys and was looking for my checkbook. I EMPTIED THE PURSE and could not find it.

This morning, I’m rummaging and I FIND IT.

what. the…

Then I lost my train pass for this month. I looked through it FIVE TIMES and missed my train going crazy. I go buy a ticket (which, the only good thing about the day is that when I bought the ticket some smart person had LEFT THEIR CHANGE and so I basically got the ticket for free PLUS 75 cents.)

Maybe god was having mercy on me cuz my morning sucked so bad.

ANYWAY, I look through again on the train… and its THERE.

like what the hell black hole of doom purse!

Speaking of doom.

Today is doom.

I woke up late, lost my gate key (but I found it after running through my house… and oh yeah… finDing it in my BLACK HOLE PURSE!!!), got everywhere in a frazzle and I just want a do over!

Damn it!

This weekend wasn’t so bad, however. I got all the laundry done. Baboo came over. We went to the park (Lake Balboa) and TRIED to have a picnic. but the bench we chose was also the hot spot for clouds of invisible gnats (that slowly take off their cloaking devices just as you realize they are ALL OVER YOU AND IN YOUR FOOD…)  that chased us away. Jonathon got to ride his bike and we walked over to a playground where they got to play. Then we went home and lounged. I made a stir fry for dinner that came out quite tasty if I do say so myself! ginger is an awesome spice! mmm! I also got to scope out the awesome Vallarta store with cool meat that is near my house. i shall go there more often. It’s so cheap!

Baboo and I drank a little on Saturday night (not as much as Friday night. ha ha)… but not a lot cuz he wasn’t feeling well. I hope I don’t get his damn cold!

Anyway Sunday was a slow morning but I DID get up and make pancakes. they came out better than usual. ha!

Then we dropped baboo off at home and we came back and watched a movie while I folded laundry.

I dropped them off at my dads around 7 and I miss them already! I need to call over there in a bit and say good morning.

I’m just looking for today to get better.

I also need to jump up on my diet. I can’t believe I gained 2 pounds this weekend. It doesn’t make sense and I’m frustrated. But I’m on strict diet and exercise for the next 4 weeks so hopefully it’s gonna shed some poundage. I want to be at least 12 pounds lighter by my birthday. I think I can do it, but it’s gonna take serious discipline.

I can doooo iiiiit!

I’ll be really good with my sparkpeople page (that’s where I track what I eat and how much I exercise) and hopefully I’ll stay on track.

Anyway, blah blah blah, whatever.

Is today over yet?