Chauncey and Beauregard

Negative: I’ll be in a room meant for 100 people doing training for 1, POSSIBLY 2 or 3 people.

Yeah, does that not seem like a waste of time, resources, energy and GODDAMN COMMON SENSE?

Whatever, my boss doesn’t want to cancel it. It’s really stupid, but I’ll just do it. I’m buzzing through and I’m going to probably be finished in 15 minutes and I don’t care. What a lame way to waste my time boss. I’m not doing shit all after that… which is bad because of the…

 

Postive!: Today is WeFriday! I won’t be dragging my crazy bitchy ass to work for the rest of the week. Baboo has to work long days and I have to be home to pick up the boys from school. Wheee… bleeeeeh… blaaaaah…. I hope everyone here cries because of the crap I’m leaving. I’m blaming it on having to do training to an empty room. She’d probably make me do it if nobody came because she’s a crazy bitch too.

Negative: The escalator at the subway was broken and I had to RUN up the steps because I would have missed my bus otherwise (It’s been coming earlier and earlier, asshole) and my chest was hurting and I felt like I was gonig to DIE. I might have died and I’m just a zombie right now. blah.

Positive: … ummm I got some… exercise?

 

Negative: Baboo is going to be at work  Wed – Sat, meaning I’ll hardly see him even though I’m home. I miss him when he’s gone.

Positive: I should be able to get a lot of work done, do some live HS chats and test out how that’ll work and WRITE MY ASS OFF. Lets hope, right? I’ll probalby end up playing video games. I got Lord of the Rings War in the North Or War of the NOrth, I forget. I got it yesterday and for some reason they gave me this AWESOME Orc/Demon Guy statue!!!! I don’t even know why. Best Buy has the most ridiculous clueless employees ever. I didn’t get a collectors edition or anything. I just pre-ordered it so I could get some elf gear… I’m not even sure if I got the elf gear, but whatever.

 

ANYWAY, his name is Chauncey. I’ll take a picture of him. He’ll go nicely with my Skyrim DRAGON, who will probably be named Beauregard.

Chauncey and Beauregard will have a prominent display on a lovely entertainment center one day. yes, I will be one of those nerds with statues from games all over. Baboo has a Duke Nukem bust. ha ha. My dragon and Orc Troll whateverthehell eating a dwarf are MUCH better. Chauncey could kick Duke’s ass.

ANYWAY…

Negative: I woke up with serous pain this morning, I felt like I was going to die.

Positive: I slept for 3 hours straight. That’s unheard of. I actually feel great now that I’ve worked the 3 hour kink out of my body. I must have slept like a rock because my entire side was numb from not moving at all. I had a migraine though, so that might be why. My body was just glad to be sleeping to get rid of it.

 

Negative: I have 8 more hours of stupid work ahead. I hope the idiots who thought it was fun to bug me go away. I ignored them, because if you feed the dummies, they keep coming back. However, I was not amused by their idiocy and at least I knew who to block 🙂 I admit, I was in a really terrible mood, but my period is on its way and I get really downright evil around this time. HOWEVER, it’s still not here. It’ll probalby happen when I’m doing this training. the bloody cherry on top, literally.

Postive: ILOVEYOUPEOPLE! *muah!*

 

 

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