i’m in a bad mood, i blame my period.

I read some article where someone got lost in a corn maze and called 911.

meow. Love you!

We didn’t do the corn maze and stuff this year. It would have cost us $100 just to get in to the pumpkin patch to do it. :- So we went to a cheap one with bad pumpkins. Boo. I’m a hermit too. RYN: Thank you. I was really worried I wouldn’t be able to do it. I appreciate the encouragement. When she gets to highschool age I know who to go to. 🙂

RYN: Not sure if I should be sad or hurt by that comment. *laughs*

I’m stealing “bullshittery.”

Hugs.

i like corn mazes. they can be lots of fun. hope it’s a good one. and jacob is very smart. i know violence is bad, but i’d have been pissed at that stupid kid too.

i’ve only done a corn maze once and we ended up cutting through the side! ha!

People are stupid, I think we should just start beating them with bats.

O.o Yay chocolate and triceratops!

I don’t know what you said about side boobs, but I’ll bet it was fun. It is weird the things that will set a kid off. It is almost as if a mean kid could say something honest and they’ll get meek- but make an insult up, and they go ballistic. “Hey man, cut me down ACCURATELY or Imma pop your nose.”

ugh… poor Jacob… and do you blame him? Ha if I could go around hitting people that said mean things to me I would! Last night a guy called my daughter a nigger and he flinched at her like he was gonna hit her so she got loud, obnoxious and threatened him and he called the police on HER and SHE got arrested! AUGH!!!!!!!! I hate poeple too! Can I send you his way?

ps i love you. you complete me. you had me at hello. All of the above is true.

But you’re going home soon, right?

I am nearing the end of THAT week. So far no one has been harmed but what I not so lovingly call snark week isn’t over yet. It is the periods fault. 🙂 *hugs*

Must be the weather.. or men.. for I am the great superbitch today as well! Bow before me!

“my period is probably going to explode from my body. I feel like killing people. i want everyone to agree with me, pet me, tell me nice things, and bring me chocolate.”== O_O I thought I was the only one who was like this during Bitch Week…lol

I still think you’re damn sexy and Baboo should want to shag you all the time, screw the side boobs! Maybe the corn maze will be more appealing tomorrow, sounds like fun. Very glad you get to get off early, hope your evening goes more smoothly. Very poopy about the punch!

I was rubbing my eye as I read this sentence, “for now, i just want to eat puppies…” and instead of seeing puppies, I saw ‘nipples.’ So. Yeah.

ryn: you don’t love my face, you just love that I’m easy! But I love you too, because you’re a nymph like me. Yes you are, don’t lie.

Periods suck. I hate them.

i want everyone to agree with me, pet me, tell me nice things, and bring me chocolate. <<I swear I just said something very similar to my husband.

I understand completely. My girlfriend got off her period on Thursday and I started mine on Thursday :/ The Gods hate us women. Luckily we can plead insanity when we take a hacksaw to a neighbors yappy dog or loud teenager.

what the hell is a side boob? did you hear about those people who got lost in a corn maze and had to call 911? haha! yea, they were basically at the exit. least you’re not a moron. feel good about that!

Say what? I missed side boob entries! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Like always I hope you punch your period right in its damn face.

RYN: Also, I highly recommend fallout. EIther 3 or New Vegas. They will consume you if you can get into them.

ryn:it is ok, i know how real life gets in the way! i am just going to blame you for me starting to play zombie pets on fb. you and my friend angie. seriously, who thought up this damned addicting game? that is from canada??? someone needs to help me incubate my zombie. dammit!

RYN: I know. 🙁 if you read my next entry, you’ll see that im getting there, at least for the moment. thank you so much, you make me feel so loved, and even though you are younger than me, i feel like your being the “big sister” to me right now and I really need it, and i do need to be slapped in the face every now and then and im so glad you arent afraid to do it. To me it shows true friendshipand love… you have no idea how much it means! much love to you!

I walked into Cody’s parent teacher conference certain that they were going to tell me how wonderful he’s been… yeah. They dashed that pretty damn quick. It’s like ALL of the teachers found fault with my kids. Made me angry.