You can call me Miss Stinky

My first day of writing was a complete fail.

I put down about 4,000 words and deleted them all. Football was playing in the background and even though I had on headphones trying to blast "writing music" it was just too much clutter in my brain. I wasn’t able to focus. Everything came out sounding like a teenage angsty novel and I hated it.

Delete! Delete! Delete!

So I start over today. I think I know which direction I’m going to go now. I hope to write 4,000 more words today…

Other than that, my cheesy enchilada casserole was really damn good and there are leftovers for dinner tonight, which excites me to no end.

I finally watched The Walking Dead! I’m so excited for this series, but as one of my favs mentioned, there are a few things that are weird and can only be there for the "stories sake"…

*SPOILERS* If you haven’t watched it yet, you’ll want to skip this part.

First thing: How did that guy survive untouched in a hospital that was obviously overrun and swept by the military? Like they wouldn’t have checked his room? And even if he was in a coma, wouldn’t they have tried to get him out? Or just shot him on site because he was lost anyway? Or a zombie could have wandered in and started eating… there was just a bed pushed in front of his door, that wouldn’t have stopped them! Plus, aren’t military sweeps methodical and thorough? They had time to lock zombies up and wrap up the dead dead ones in the parking lot. So… seriously? He just… survived? I guess if he didn’t, there would be no story.

And pray, how long was he supposed to be asleep with only one IV bag to give him fluids? That wouldn’t have lasted more than a day and then he just… didn’t need anymore? Unless all that happened in like 3 days … at least he was thirsty afterward.

The fact that the police station was locked down and completely untouched was very weird. It was pristine in some places which just doesn’t smack of apocalypse to me. (Like Atlanta… it just had balled up newspapers on the ground. Really? that’s it? Riiiiight)

And why was the father and son holding up on the ground floor of a two story house? Seems weird to put yourself that close to the damn zombies.

Also, how are these people making big ole open camps in the woods. They just didn’t seem fortified enough.

finally, the "save" at the end with the open floor panel in the tank was a bit too convenient for me, but hell, at least there was a zombie inside!

*End Spoilers! Resume readage*

but beyond that, top notch stuff. I was thrilled to death, dancing on commercial breaks. I must watch it live next week in case they do another code for getting a walk on zombie role! I swear, that would be awesome!

I’m tempted to just write them and ask. ha ha.

Anyway, I love the show. I love that the dad was carrying a crowbar which is definitely a MUST HAVE in my arsenal. A crow bar, a blade, a heavy hammer and a gun for last resort use only.

yes.

so woot for Dead Walking!

Meanwhile, I am going to go vote today. I hate all the candidates for governer and I’ll probably just leave that blank.

I will be voting to legalize marijuana. Not because I smoke or really care, but hell, if this damn bankrupt state can make some money off of it, DO IT!

I’m an evil earth hater, and I will be voting to suspend the clean gas act thingie.

there’s a few others I am sure I’ll vote on, but I can’t remember them. ha ha.

I’m a terrible person. You all hate me now.

WELL SUCK IT.

Anyway, the oracle has a few more questions and I have to write 4,000 words of a story, and do some work, and stop scratching at the dumb hives breaking out on my wrist for some reason. Stupid hives.

OH!

SO LAST NIGHT, I took an allergy pill… and then forgot I took it and drank a beer.

I was fucking loopy as fuck.

ha ha.

good times.

I forgot to put on deoderant today. You may call Miss Stinky … but only if I start to stink.

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