Jake The Snake
So as you know, Obama won. Thank god I posted all those articles or I’m sure it would’ve been a different story.
More seriously…good going, America. I knew there was a reason I love the country so much.
Moving on…
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There’s a woman, at the neighborhood Safeway, that always refers to me as Darrell. Darrell lives down the hall from me. I wonder what she calls him. I would correct her, but I didn’t do it the first time, or the second time, or the third. Now, it’d be awkward to set it straight…and I dislike awkward. Anyway, that isn’t the point. It occurred to met that I don’t care what I’m called, as long as I’m respected. So, from here on out, call me Jake the Snake. I don’t like snakes, in fact I’m terrified of them unless, for some reason, I smoke a joint. But, yea…Jake the Snake…’cause of my penis. It’s huge.
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It’s tradition around these parts to get piss-drunk stupid on your birthday, as I’m sure it is elsewhere. What a stupid way to celebrate something. When something good happens or there’s a need to celebrate, I know my first thought is to pound a 26 of whiskey, repeat the line "I love you, man" a million times, get in a fight over whether or not Led Zepplin is the greatest band ever, and wake up with a woman who you thought, at the time, wore a leopard-print skirt and snake-skin boots with such sex appeal. Happy birthday, you now have crabs!
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Okay, that’s all I got for now. Well,except this. 4 pictures that say why the outcome of the U.S election was so fucking awesome. Length = 0:26
No I haven’t read it. I was in the school bookstore a few weeks ago and almost picked it up, but I didn’t. If you read it before I do, let me know how it is.
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i’ve gotten drunk on my birthday and had a marvelous time! It all depends on what kind of drunk you are. Do you drink consistently through the night until you reach drunk and you don’t exceed or do you slam a bunch of shots as soon as you are through the door, thus leading to your head in the can? I’m more of the former (altho i’ve had those latter moments) and it’s fun. AND i’m crabless!
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lol!! Hey Darrel!
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Awwwww. Whoever did that cover of Imagine needs to be shot, though.
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Well I already told ya Happy Birthday, so I hope you had a good one. And please tell me you did NOT wake up with a woman in those close LoL 😉 Great video, and it does say it ALL! Love ya, hugs and talk to ya later.
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ryn: i’m not sure of your plan’s effect on the minds of certain Americans. Some people just feel that way and that’s it. It feels like we are behind the world in how people view us. I think the media is helping to change that, but it’s got a ways to go. But i have faith. 10 years ago, pro-gay attitudes was around 30%. Now, it’s higher (50-60%). Only time will take care of this situation.
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Hurrah for Obama! Everyone here i spoke to was so chuffed…and glued to the TV x x x
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jake the snake…wasn’t he a wrestler or something back in the day? ryn: add away! but beware the return adding of you taking a place on my favorites list. and thanks for the comment on my writing (at least i think it was on my writing!)
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lol. Ain’t it the truth…
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ryn: i might be better than that. i most likely am. ya know all those “talent coming out the ass/full of potential/tossing my life away” speeches. but i don’t like getting close to people and being vulnerable so i do what i do. and i just noticed that you have finch on your interests list making a pretty darn cool person.
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I was skimming through the titles in my faves list and as soon as I saw this I thought, “This is about his penis.” And the morbidly curious side couldn’t resist, so I read this first. Maybe not something I should be admitting to the world, but there ya have it.
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ryn: no, its not bad that you found my comment about dropping the suicide bomb at christmas. it found it semi-funny too. i think i’m being so honest in my writing is because i’m trying to convince myself i know what’s wrong with me so i can skip the anit-depressants and counselling.
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ryn Difficult to read, but very much worth it. ~
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I want to poke you with something sharp in an attempt to encourage you to update. But that would be wildly hypocritical considering my own OpenDiary drought. So instead I’ll poke you with something dull.
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Er. When I was a kid I actually had a snake… named Jake. Yeah, I wasn’t a very imaginative kid.
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