Captured thoughts 13

The lawn mower gave up the ghost. It just couldn’t cut it anymore. 

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I went to Lowes and bought a push mower. No gas, no electric, no battery. Just push. 

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Shick, shick, shick…push, push, push…

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And when you get blue and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothin’ like a campfire and a can of beans.

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It’s summertime and I don’t feel like working. 

When I’m not working, I don’t know where the time goes. Time is fast and nimble. 

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It goes. 

It fleets.

It evaporates.

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It always seems special, weightier when the Diary Master leaves a note. He left two this week. Thanks DM! I feel anointed. Pass the anointing oil.

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Pass the tanning butter.

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I can tolerate almost anything, so long as I know there is an end point. 

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There is nothing more slippery than a raindrop

There its nothing more pathetic than a hooker, out in the rain

There is nothing sadder than an old fag

There is nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day

There is nothing funnier than an amateur goat rodeo, except one with midgets.  

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I’m trying. I’m really trying. 

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Over ice cream in the Dairy Queen parking lot, I make a deal with a new cowboy, a former commercial plumber., a Kontiki Tour traveler, a guy who says he really wants to make it in this business. The deal: I’ll show him how to jump into barrels, if he will show me that he is willing to learn how to jump into barrels. 

We’ll see. 

I’m setting up some barrels now

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The vet says to dig a deep hole in the backyard. 

The dog is really falling apart. The drugs help. She’s so happy now.

I think she’s stoned. 

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The only thing sadder than an old fag is a dead dog. 

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3 days ago

Did you see that kitten that was forced to inhale pot smoke?  The SPCA is looking into it and hopefully the kids that did it will be charged and put into jail.

3 days ago

@jaythesmartone I’m not a big fan of cats.

3 days ago

Actually, I was going to suggest making some peanut butter pot brownies for the dog. The dog will love it and there is no better pain killer than a nice bit of cannabis. I find it hard to feel sorry for the cat, but I will admit that I haven’t seen the video.

3 days ago

@emiliasdance l like this idea