I am LIVID.

I HATE MY ASSISTANT MANAGER. I HATE HER. FUCK.

She’s a backhanded, heartless, witch of a cunt. Dave and I spent hours cleaning our already pretty damn clean apartment when we moved out. The whore just called me… she said that there are still FOUR HOURS worth of cleaning to do in there (not including painting and carpet cleaning). Can somebody please explain to me what in the fucking WORLD could possibly require FOUR HOURS of cleaning in an empty apartment if the floors and countertops have already been swept and bleached (I was on my goddamn hands and knees), the carpet has already been vacuumed using my Dyson, the baseboards have been wiped down, the mirrors and windows cleaned, the toilet, sinks, and tub scrubbed and bleached, the vents vacuumed, cupboards wiped down inside and out, fridge cleaned to the point of sparkling, window sills cleaned, etc? We cleaned EVERYTHING. And I am anal. It was spotless.

And THEN she had the audacity to tell me that they’re replacing the microwave and Dave and I are being charged for it. Not because it doesn’t work anymore, no (because it does work), but because apparently there is a little melted spot on the inside of the door of the microwave. I don’t even know what she’s fucking talking about. I never noticed a melted spot. I certainly didn’t melt the damn door. And how in the fuck would I be responsible for that, anyway? If the door is melted wouldn’t that be due to a fault in the microwave? And why would you have to replace the whole damn microwave anyway?! Can’t you just replace the door?!

I WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING FACE.

I talked to one of the caretakers (Lauren) on Sunday when I worked. Lauren told me that the management office had been doing a lot of shady things lately, like asking the caretakers to lie about the amount of time that it was actually going to take them to clean apartments. There was a meeting that was held and the caretakers were told, "If you go into an apartment and you think that it’s going to take two hours for you to clean it, then tell us in the office that it’s actually going to take you four."

Why would they do that? 

Because if it takes the caretakers more than two hours to clean an apartment, then the management office doesn’t have to pay for it. THE RESIDENT DOES. Now tell me that isn’t fucking bullshit. Tell me that that isn’t shady as fuck.

She doesn’t know what I know this. She thinks that she’s smarter than everybody else. Does she not think that we talk? FUCK.

I realize that their funds are low and I realize that their budget is off, but you don’t screw your residents. You just don’t do that. That is SO. FUCKING. UNETHICAL. GOD I want to quit so badly. I want to chew Jen’s ass. I am so sick and tired of her bullshit.

I’m going over there tomorrow and I’m dragging Dave with me. I’m going to give that whore a piece of my mind.